Were the Canadian People evil?

[RosevilleCAguy]

Think about it. They invented hockey, or at least swiped it from indigenous peoples. They have clean cities. They started playing football on fields that are too long and seem to not understand the concept of "backfield in motion"

Candians passed a law which makes all official signage bi-ligual. This in and of itself is not bad. But they chose English and FRENCH. They also allow FRENCH to be spoken in some of their provences. They even allow some people to fly a flag with that unspeakable symbol, the "fleur d'lys".

Speaking of English, they never learned how to spell correctly, adding an "ou" where a simple "o" would be sufficient. This promotes excess verbiage and uses way too much disk space on the computer.

Their references to their money (the looney) makes fun of the mentally imbalanced.

They manufacture maple syrup and developed a so called "Canadian" bacon. Both of these promote hearty breakfasts which can lead to obesity and clogged arteries. Oatmeal would have been a more humane invention.

They use snow to conceal their nefarious activities 12 months out of the year.

I believe that they are the embodiment of evil, from the top of their "tooks" to the tips of their snow shoes.

 

[KillerMuffin]

They paved the Alcan all the way through so tourista idiots in 90,000 pound Winnebagos from Florida and Phoenix can drive slowly in comfort with their left turn signals blinking for thousands of miles.

Yes. They're evil. Accessibility should be only for those hardy enough to turn off turn signals!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

spelling buddy says 'toques', and shut up.



I speak French.
I don't eat bacon.
I don't like maple syrup.
Loony only is a reference to the mentally challenged if you're completely politically incorrect.
We don't get snow over where I live on Vancouver island.. maybe like, an inch per year?
I've never worn a pair of snow shoes.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

spelling buddy says 'toques', and shut up.



I speak French.
I don't eat bacon.
I don't like maple syrup.
Loony only is a reference to the mentally challenged if you're completely politically incorrect.
We don't get snow over where I live on Vancouver island.. maybe like, an inch per year?
I've never worn a pair of snow shoes.

vixen cool a fellow Canadian

I know this is a parady to sexy-girls thread but.

CANADA ROCKS (and i'm not a hockey fan)

 

[Kara_Sidhe]

I had a gal friend from Canada. She complained about our holidays, said they weren't real. Said she wanted to celebrate 'Boxing Day,' whatever the fuck that is. So I boxed her ears

 

[Ms_Lilith]

vixen cool a fellow Canadian

I know this is a parady to sexy-girls thread but.

CANADA ROCKS (and i'm not a hockey fan)

I didn't know you were Canadian! Rock on! I'm not a hockey fan either, nor a lacrosse fan (which, for many years, was the official sport of Canada).

 

[Guest]

I didn't know you were Canadian! Rock on! I'm not a hockey fan either, nor a lacrosse fan (which, for many years, was the official sport of Canada).

....and, I think, it was lacrosse that was started by the native indians...not hockey which was just transfered from grass to ice because of the lack of grass and abundence of ice

 

[DéjàNu]

Yeah I'm EVIL....

even more I'm the devil EVIL because I speak french......... be scare..... be very scare....

 

[Phoenyx]

Whadda ya mean were.. WE are..

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

....and, I think, it was lacrosse that was started by the native indians...not hockey which was just transfered from grass to ice because of the lack of grass and abundence of ice

I'm a Yank dammit. Since when has stating the correct facts ever been germain when I'm trying to make a point.

Lacrosse, hockey.....it still ain't football.....


"Toques" requires six letters. "Tooks" requires five. Yet another example of excess verbiage.........

Vixenshe, if you don't eat Candian Bacon, Maple syrup, or wear snow shoes, perhaps you are actually an American but just don't know it.

I know Vancouver (yet another "ou" doesn't get much snow. Perhaps a fifty first state? Think of the advantages. Your flag would now have blue in it, instead of merely red and white. It would have stars, which are visible year round, rather than a maple leaf, which disappears during the winter.

You would also be free from the hobgoblin of "political correctness" as evidenced by the current leadership in the U.S. You would then be free to use to word looney to describe more than money.


As an aside, this is not an attack on Canada, or Canadians in general. The only people I attack on a regular basis are the foul and most foreign French. It has more to do with my memberships in "People Against the Eating of Frogs" (PAEF) and "Don't Try To Convince Me Snails Are Food By Calling Them Escargot" (DTTCMSAFBCTE) than it does with a dislike of the foul and most foreign French as people. Once the foul and most foreign French stop eating things that crawl and hop, I have no problem with them.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Yeah I'm EVIL....

even more I'm the devil EVIL because I speak french......... be scare..... be very scare....

Speaking French is fine. Eating froggies is not.

 

[Phoenyx]

I'm a Yank dammit. Since when has stating the correct facts ever been germain when I'm trying to make a point.

Lacrosse, hockey.....it still ain't football.....


"Toques" requires six letters. "Tooks" requires five. Yet another example of excess verbiage.........

Vixenshe, if you don't eat Candian Bacon, Maple syrup, or wear snow shoes, perhaps you are actually an American but just don't know it.

I know Vancouver (yet another "ou" doesn't get much snow. Perhaps a fifty first state? Think of the advantages. Your flag would now have blue in it, instead of merely red and white. It would have stars, which are visible year round, rather than a maple leaf, which disappears during the winter.

You would also be free from the hobgoblin of "political correctness" as evidenced by the current leadership in the U.S. You would then be free to use to word looney to describe more than money.


As an aside, this is not an attack on Canada, or Canadians in general. The only people I attack on a regular basis are the foul and most foreign French. It has more to do with my memberships in "People Against the Eating of Frogs" (PAEF) and "Don't Try To Convince Me Snails Are Food By Calling Them Escargot" (DTTCMSAFBCTE) than it does with a dislike of the foul and most foreign French as people. Once the foul and most foreign French stop eating things that crawl and hop, I have no problem with them.

Your name would not be howard Stern would it?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Your name would not be howard Stern would it?

No, unfortunately. I suspect he gets more sex than I do.

 

[Lancecastor]

Our National Sports: Hockey and Lacrosse


The importance of these sports was illustrated on May 12, 1994, when the Canadian government passed the Canada's National Sport Act (Bill C-212), designed: "To recognize Hockey as Canada's National Winter Sport and Lacrosse as Canada's National Summer Sport".

We also invented basketball.

Lance

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Our National Sports: Hockey and Lacrosse


The importance of these sports was illustrated on May 12, 1994, when the Canadian government passed the Canada's National Sport Act (Bill C-212), designed: "To recognize Hockey as Canada's National Winter Sport and Lacrosse as Canada's National Summer Sport".

We also invented basketball.

Lance

Is that an example of the importance of the sports or the impotenence of the government? A real government would work on serious issues, such as who to invade next.

 

[Mischka]

A real government would work on serious issues, such as who to invade next.

Canada is quite militarily aware. They even have a warship.

 

[concrete]

je suis comprend beaucoup ...si vous ont parlez avec les mots qui sont tres siemple, et lantemant...merci

 

[Guest]

je suis comprend beaucoup ...si vous ont parlez avec les mots qui sont tres siemple, et lantemant...merci

I knew your name was bi-lingual!!!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Canada is quite militarily aware. They even have a warship.

Seizing a ship is hardly the same as invading an entire country.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

je suis comprend beaucoup ...si vous ont parlez avec les mots qui sont tres siemple, et lantemant...merci

If this ain't a recipe for converting snails to garlic flavored rubber, I'm okay with it.

 

[scylis]

Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

We need to form a full assault
It's Canadas fault!

Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

There not even a real country anyway


My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

With all their hockey hubbabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too

Blame Canada

Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

 

[Guest]

Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

We need to form a full assault
It's Canadas fault!

Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

There not even a real country anyway


My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

With all their hockey hubbabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too

Blame Canada

Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Oh sure! When ever the writers of US shows get a bit tired they turn to Canada to put some liife back into their boring story lines.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Oh sure! When ever the writers of US shows get a bit tired they turn to Canada to put some liife back into their boring story lines.

Of course. Evil sells....or is it sex sells....

Given that the topic is Canada...go with evil.

 

[scylis]

there's rumors that some Canadians are holding a play in semi-secret here in town. "Have You Seen the Yellow Sign, Eh?" i believe it's called...

EVIL!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

See. I wuz right.