subdued_passion
Meh
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- May 19, 2011
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First and foremost I wish to make an apology to all for the excessive use of sarcasm on Lit in the past 48hours. I will have you know that I did so under instruction of my Dom who wanted me to amuse him by tickling his funny bone instead of just sucking on his bone (yes I like to pretend that I am a dog trying to suck out all the juicy marrow from his bone).
My Dom feels that I must explain to everyone that since English is not my mother tongue, or my national language or my state language (all of which I speak but cannot talk dirty in as I have never managed to find smut in any of those languages and hence don’t know the naughty words... I dream of a future where a man here will be able to ask his wife to bludgeon his beefsteak in his own language and not have her look in shock at the suggestion that they should consider beef as a dietary supplement) so sometimes I may seem rude or funny quite unintentionally. So, it is always better if you double check with us first (because of course I’m gonna consult with Him before shooting my mouth off) just to make sure.
Now, my Dom who hates clowns (I think it has to do with the time he found me abusing a midget by using him as a human dildo- what can I say, ‘Nothing beats the feel of real flesh?’) has been quite upset that the Lit admin deleted our ads because it is interfering with our fun time. So, He has told me to pass his instructions to all of you.
Dom says, that when posting on our threads please don’t make any funny comments or say anything that could be construed as sarcasm because he suspects that if the ad makes anyone even chuckle it could get deleted or moved.
Dom says, employ the use of simple sentences like: Suck my cock slut. Fuck your ass bitch. Mommy. baby wants milk. Daddy’s cock is better than a lollipop. This way there is no way our intent here could be misconstrued.
Dom says that your posts should not appear to be engaging me in conversation or banter as that kind of activity is frowned upon.
Besides what I mentioned everything else goes. We’re waiting, camera turned on, with our family, friends, pets, plants and food to entertain you in all the strange and unusual ways you may seek.
My Dom feels that I must explain to everyone that since English is not my mother tongue, or my national language or my state language (all of which I speak but cannot talk dirty in as I have never managed to find smut in any of those languages and hence don’t know the naughty words... I dream of a future where a man here will be able to ask his wife to bludgeon his beefsteak in his own language and not have her look in shock at the suggestion that they should consider beef as a dietary supplement) so sometimes I may seem rude or funny quite unintentionally. So, it is always better if you double check with us first (because of course I’m gonna consult with Him before shooting my mouth off) just to make sure.
Now, my Dom who hates clowns (I think it has to do with the time he found me abusing a midget by using him as a human dildo- what can I say, ‘Nothing beats the feel of real flesh?’) has been quite upset that the Lit admin deleted our ads because it is interfering with our fun time. So, He has told me to pass his instructions to all of you.
Dom says, that when posting on our threads please don’t make any funny comments or say anything that could be construed as sarcasm because he suspects that if the ad makes anyone even chuckle it could get deleted or moved.
Dom says, employ the use of simple sentences like: Suck my cock slut. Fuck your ass bitch. Mommy. baby wants milk. Daddy’s cock is better than a lollipop. This way there is no way our intent here could be misconstrued.
Dom says that your posts should not appear to be engaging me in conversation or banter as that kind of activity is frowned upon.
Besides what I mentioned everything else goes. We’re waiting, camera turned on, with our family, friends, pets, plants and food to entertain you in all the strange and unusual ways you may seek.
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