We're all going to Hell

[Sillyman]

and it's gonna suck, because Hitler is down there and he is not a nice man.

 

[k¡tty]

Don't forget Genghis Khan and I'm convinced that the person that created bra's must be down there.. if they've died yet that is.

 

[Sillyman]

The bra guy is down there, the guy who invented the women's high hell is down there, the guy who said women want to vote because they having wandering uteruses is down there, the guy who started the childbirth practice of having kids on your back is down there, among many other evil, evil men.

Plus Lucrezia Borgia, Elizabeth Bathory, Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Delialah, and a whole bunch of other catty skanks.

 

[k¡tty]

Elizabeth Bathory.. now there was one serously fucked up chickadee!

 

[Lost Cause]

I prefer the South Park image....

The Kennedys, Hitler, Diana, and the condos.

 

[Sillyman]

Elizabeth Bathory.. now there was one serously fucked up chickadee!

Hey, she was just being scientific.

An early book on her recounted with great shock on the author's part that one of her relatives was even a lesbian, as if this were actually worse than bathing in blood.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: I prefer the South Park image....

The Kennedys, Hitler, Diana, and the condos.

Kennedys are down there I'm sure. Every dead politician is down there.

 

[JustAnotrGuy]

I hope CHrish Farley is down there, at least he'd make eternal hellfire seem a little bit funny

 

[k¡tty]

Hey, she was just being scientific.

An early book on her recounted with great shock on the author's part that one of her relatives was even a lesbian, as if this were actually worse than bathing in blood.

LMAO


I actually read a book that was supposedly erotica based on her story.

*shakes head*


Killing all those poor girls just because she thought it made her look younger. You'd think that after a few years she would have figured it out.

 

[Sillyman]

LMAO


I actually read a book that was supposedly erotica based on her story.

*shakes head*


Killing all those poor girls just because she thought it made her look younger. You'd think that after a few years she would have figured it out.

Hey, maybe it worked.

I have to wonder if she had a loofah.

 

[Lost Cause]

Sam Kennison........

Oh, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Just before he left, he was having an argument with someone on the other side against leaving. He eventually said, okay..okay. And went.

 

[Sillyman]

Yeah Sam will be there. Every comedian who was ever not funny will be down there too, and all the good comedians will be down there for doing drugs, screwing around on their wives, cursing, or sassing God. See who's laughing NOW, funnyboy.

 

[estevie]

I certainly hope so!

Thats where all the fun people will be.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: We're all going to Hell

I certainly hope so!

Thats where all the fun people will be.

It's where everyone will be except for one guy.

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: Re: We're all going to Hell

It's where everyone will be except for one guy.

Well, thats ok. Pat Robertson isn't really my type anyway.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: We're all going to Hell

Well, thats ok. Pat Robertson isn't really my type anyway.

Oh no. That guy owns diamond mines in Africa and profits off the blood of innocents. He's coming with.


The only guy not in Hell will be Victor Rodriguez, a poor Mexican farm worker from the 19th century. He's the only human being in all of history never to have hurt anyone else.

Hell WILL be crowded. I just hope I won't be sitting by Rush Limbaugh.

 

[weed]

lol


Hey, if ya slip the doorman a twenty you can watch from the Voyeur's balcony seat in Purgatory.

 

[Lost Cause]

Sam's last album......

Released after his death by his two wives was titled, "Live From Hell."
Sounds optimistic to me.

Don't forget Lee Harvey Oswald, Lenin, Stalin, Bin Laden, and most porn actresses.

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We're all going to Hell

Hell WILL be crowded. I just hope I won't be sitting by Rush Limbaugh.

I'll save you.

I'm gonna hook up with Lizzy Borden. No one will mess with her!!!

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Sam's last album......

Released after his death by his two wives was titled, "Live From Hell."
Sounds optimistic to me.

Don't forget Lee Harvey Oswald, Lenin, Stalin, Bin Laden, and most porn actresses.

Not only will Lee Harvey Oswald be in hell, but the man who killed him will also be in hell, as well as everyone who DIDN't kill him.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We're all going to Hell

I'll save you.

I'm gonna hook up with Lizzy Borden. No one will mess with her!!!

Good. I hear that cyst that kept him out of Nam is prone to discharge. Ick.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

You guys do know that the only people allowed in heaven are Mormons and Sadaam Hussein, right?

 

[Sillyman]

You guys do know that the only people allowed in heaven are Mormons and Sadaam Hussein, right?

Mormons fucked little girls. THere going to Hell.

Saddam Hussein won't be in enough pieces to have anything to go anywhere when he dies.

 

[Cheyenne]

Going to hell? Not me!

 

[BgMma]

I can't wait to dance with Martha Graham.