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Re: hello there

LisaFunOne1 said:
signing in as having answered several questions as "god yes!", and also admitting to having been referred to as a wench...
where do i sign to become a registered wench?

:) wtg Lisa....and welcome to wench central.

The web site for the International Wenches Guild is www.wench.org I love some of the stuff written there, find it quite inspiring, and love the absolute political incorrectness of it all LOL

edited due to plain being dense last night LOL ty kilted
 
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bashfull said:
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Hey, it works! ~doing the head bobbin dance~

Thanks darlin.

Gotta go. Be back later tonight.

:rose:

Bash

wtg hun, and yvw :)

Will keep some glögg warm for when you get back. :kiss:
 
Mysticcal said:
wtg hun, and yvw :)

Will keep some glögg warm for when you get back. :kiss:

Hey wench! I'm back! (ducking from thrown goblets)

Just kidding! You all may be wenches but you are still ladies.

Howdy Lisa! Good to see ya' darlin.

Almost forgot to say hello to Lady_Sam. Howdy, ma'am.

So, this boy's cold and needs a wench to keep me warm. Brrrr.

:rose:

Bash
 
bashfull said:
Hey wench! I'm back! (ducking from thrown goblets)

Just kidding! You all may be wenches but you are still ladies.

Howdy Lisa! Good to see ya' darlin.

Almost forgot to say hello to Lady_Sam. Howdy, ma'am.

So, this boy's cold and needs a wench to keep me warm. Brrrr.

:rose:

Bash
LOL being a lady and handing you a goblet.....will throw it later when it is empty.

hmmmm, will this wench do? warning though, I have cold feet LOL
 
Mysticcal said:
LOL being a lady and handing you a goblet.....will throw it later when it is empty.

hmmmm, will this wench do? warning though, I have cold feet LOL

You know, they say that a good way to warm them is to hold them up in the air...~innocent look~

:rose:

Bash
 
bashfull said:
You know, they say that a good way to warm them is to hold them up in the air...~innocent look~

:rose:

Bash

hmmmm, haven't heard that before, but I am game :)

(still need to work on that innocent look though LOL)
 
Re: Re: hello there

Mysticcal said:
:) wtg Lisa....and welcome to wench central.

The web site for the International Wenches Guild is www.wenches.org. I love some of the stuff written there, find it quite inspiring, and love the absolute political incorrectness of it all LOL

Greetings all from a Renmerc. <Hoping not to sound too pretentious> if I may be so polite, Mysticcal, the IWG web site is www.wench.org . My lovely, wenchly wife has posted previously, and it is my firm belief that all women who believe they are wenches that aren't yet members should be!

Bristol is my home faire, and as I'm on the Safety and Security staff there, I'm not dressed in costume. The director has graciously allowed me to wear my pin on my uniform, though, so feel free to say hi if you see me there. I love hearing from all Guild members, not just Wenches and Renmercs. I know there are some IBRSC's, renrats, and others out there. Let's hear from you too.

KR
 
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Re: Re: Re: hello there

A Kilted Rogue said:
Greetings all from a Renmerc. <Hoping not to sound too pretentious> if I may be so polite, Mysticcal, the IWG web site is www.wench.org . My lovely, wenchly wife has posted previously, and it is my firm belief that all women who believe they are wenches that aren't yet members should be!

Bristol is my home faire, and as I'm on the Safety and Security staff there, I'm not dressed in costume. The director has graciously allowed me to wear my pin on my uniform, though, so feel free to say hi if you see me there. I love hearing from all Guild members, not just Wenches and Renmercs. I know there are some IBRSC's, renrats, and others out there. Let's hear from you too.

KR

Hi and welcome Kilted and ty for the correction (definitely not pretentious.....can only claim a blonde moment LOL....or being distracted :)
 
Good evening Lisa wench :)

Hugs and warm drinks for everyone tonite.....brrrrrrrrr
 
Evening

Good evening ladies...or should I say Wenches?

KR~howdy, dude. Good to see ya'.


~looking for shovel for Mysti so she can muck out her box....her PM box, folks!~


BAsh
 
Re: Evening

bashfull said:
Good evening ladies...or should I say Wenches?

KR~howdy, dude. Good to see ya'.


~looking for shovel for Mysti so she can muck out her box....her PM box, folks!~


BAsh
oops all cleaned out now hun :)
 
Leaving a hug and a yellow :rose: to all my fellow wenches.

And a :kiss: for the men. ;)
 
Re: Evening

bashfull said:
Good evening ladies...or should I say Wenches?

KR~howdy, dude. Good to see ya'.


~looking for shovel for Mysti so she can muck out her box....her PM box, folks!~


BAsh

Hiya, Myst. Doing good.

Bash, dear, I have to ask. :devil: So who has been "mucking around" w/ Myst lately?? :D
 
va_angel2u said:
Hiya Lektra,

I didn't mean to be rude and ignore welcoming you. I was just excited about the wmn's group idea. :D

Thank you for the welcome, and you weren't being rude :). I can see why you were excited about the group. I recently worked in an all-women environment with lots of support and awareness, it was a great experience.

L.
 
lektra said:
Thank you for the welcome, and you weren't being rude :). I can see why you were excited about the group. I recently worked in an all-women environment with lots of support and awareness, it was a great experience.

L.

thanks for understanding, Lektra. :)
 
Mysticcal said:
welcome lektra......lol......I think there must be a connection between wenches and loving Heinlein......there are a number of us.


Thank you for the welcome Mystical. I'm thinking that you are bang on--- it's no coincidence that there are a lot of wenches who love Heinlein. He created some of the best fictional wenches in the known universe.

*raising her glass to Heinlein and the amazing wenches he thought up*

L. -who wants to be Hazel Stone when she grows up, or maybe Deety, or wait, Maureen....
 
Do men require an "adjustment" after kissing you? Maybe
Is your tongue registered as a precision surgical instrument? NO
Have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines? Good Grief NO, Maybe Oranges :D (Don't live in the states either)
Do you really know what a sponge is for? For Cleaning Right :D
Was "Soak a Bloke" considered your time off? --- What?
Do you think it's wise to use ice cubes and menthol together? NO
Is whipped cream more than just a dessert topping? Can be used for many things
Do men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply? Sadly No again
Are you vertically challenged but horizontally gifted? I'm gifted both ways <WEG>
Do you like to play with your food? Only if I'm not hungry.
When removing your bra on Monday, do you find enough loose change to buy breakfast? Maybe If I wasn't married and had a social life.



So does this mean I don't qualify as a WENCH?:)
 
rosylady said:
Do men require an "adjustment" after kissing you? Maybe
Is your tongue registered as a precision surgical instrument? NO
Have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines? Good Grief NO, Maybe Oranges :D (Don't live in the states either)
Do you really know what a sponge is for? For Cleaning Right :D
Was "Soak a Bloke" considered your time off? --- What?
Do you think it's wise to use ice cubes and menthol together? NO
Is whipped cream more than just a dessert topping? Can be used for many things
Do men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply? Sadly No again
Are you vertically challenged but horizontally gifted? I'm gifted both ways <WEG>
Do you like to play with your food? Only if I'm not hungry.
When removing your bra on Monday, do you find enough loose change to buy breakfast? Maybe If I wasn't married and had a social life.



So does this mean I don't qualify as a WENCH?:)

Oh no rosy, you qualify hun....no doubt.....you may not have "melons" but I have seen the panting after some of your romantic and sensual posts......you definitely belong here :)
 
lektra said:
Thank you for the welcome Mystical. I'm thinking that you are bang on--- it's no coincidence that there are a lot of wenches who love Heinlein. He created some of the best fictional wenches in the known universe.

*raising her glass to Heinlein and the amazing wenches he thought up*

L. -who wants to be Hazel Stone when she grows up, or maybe Deety, or wait, Maureen....

Yvw lektra *joining you in that salute to Heinlein*

I always wanted to be Hazel.....or maybe Hilda, but I don't have her sex appeal :)
 
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