Wenches

bashfull

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This thread is dedicated to Mysticcal who thought a Wenches thread would be a neat idea. So, for all those wenches out there, come on in and introduce yourselves.

:rose:

Bash
 
omg LOL I was kidding......but thanks sweetie :kiss:

hmmmm, ok then, if this is a playground for me, have to start by saying wench is always a postive word in here LOL couple definitions: Women Entitled to Nothing but Complete Happiness
and Women Entitled to Nights of Continual Happiness (thanks va-angel)

LOL and as I do belong to the International Wenches Guild, I thought I would copy their guidlines to help you decide if you are one.....

Are YOU a Wench? Take the Test! If you can answer any 3 of these questions with an "ohh yeah", then you are obviously a woman of distinction, a product of excellent breeding, possessed of stunning (if not vaguely dubious) talents and appetites and clearly belong in the International Wenches Guild.

Do men require an "adjustment" after kissing you?
Is your tongue registered as a precision surgical instrument?
Have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines?
Do you really know what a sponge is for?
Was "Soak a Bloke" considered your time off?
Do you think it's wise to use ice cubes and menthol together?
Is whipped cream more than just a dessert topping?
Do men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply?
Are you vertically challenged but horizontally gifted?
Do you like to play with your food?
When removing your bra on Monday, do you find enough loose change to buy breakfast?
 
well I answered all 11 yes , is THAT GOOD?/ LOL

fOR ME WENCH = WOMAN EAGERLY NEEDING(and) CRAVING HUGGS LOL..which i love to receieve (savin kisses for Dracoa tho ..:) :rose: :heart:
 
WOOHOO! Dream....that is really good....I am sure Dracoa loves it :)

Love that definition too....thanks for posting.
 
Morning ladies

Good to see ya' here.

Mysti~Valentine's is fast upon us...want to be my wench? <weg>

Dream~just hugs? ;)

:rose:

Bash
 
Mysticcal said:
WOOHOO! Dream....that is really good....I am sure Dracoa loves it :)

Love that definition too....thanks for posting.
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np sweety!! ^5's fellow WENCH!! (HUGGS)):heart: :kiss: :rose:
 
Re: Morning ladies

bashfull said:
Good to see ya' here.

Mysti~Valentine's is fast upon us...want to be my wench? <weg>

Dream~just hugs? ;)

:rose:

Bash
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MMMMM , WELL, for YOU Bash , Hot Horny huggs?? :devil: :kiss: :p
 
Re: Morning ladies

bashfull said:
Good to see ya' here.

Mysti~Valentine's is fast upon us...want to be my wench? <weg>

Dream~just hugs? ;)

:rose:

Bash

hmmmmm, have to think about that one Bash....what do you have to offer a lusty wench?? lol
 
Re: Re: Morning ladies

Mysticcal said:
hmmmmm, have to think about that one Bash....what do you have to offer a lusty wench?? lol

Why, I have almost 3 inches! And the stamina to last 4 minutes! But you don't have to beg...I'll consider your offering. :D

:rose:

Bash
 
Re: Re: Re: Morning ladies

bashfull said:
Why, I have almost 3 inches! And the stamina to last 4 minutes! But you don't have to beg...I'll consider your offering. :D

:rose:

Bash
But do you have big feet?? ROFLMAO!
 
Re: Re: Morning ladies

~Dream~ said:
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MMMMM , WELL, for YOU Bash , Hot Horny huggs?? :devil: :kiss: :p

Oh yes, please. Thank you, ma'am. May I have another? :D

:rose:

Bash
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Morning ladies

Mysticcal said:
But do you have big feet?? ROFLMAO!

Well, when you consider in proportion to my towering 4'3" height, then perhaps not.

:rose:

Bash
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Morning ladies

bashfull said:
Well, when you consider in proportion to my towering 4'3" height, then perhaps not.

:rose:

Bash

hmmm, so you look a lot like your av then.....I sure hope you aren't in sales for a living hun, you don't do it well LOL
 
Good evening

Howdy, Hornymama. Always a pleasure.

SP~Now why do you say that, ma'am?

:rose:

Bash
 
Alrighty,

Since Bash has been harrassing me, :rolleyes: , to post here, here I am. LOL. It's all his fault. :D

I'm a scadian wench from yrs back. Have another wench saying, tho, not of what a wench is ( when you cross a bitch with wench you get a witch :D). Yes, sometimes I do have way to much time on my hands. LOL

Hope everyone is staying warm and having fun.


happy now bashfull dear? :D
 
I am all prepared for Faire season now!!

Wenches Wenches everywhere... And not enough time to kiss!!
 
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