Well? What the? Huh? I mean...

[Dillinger]

Haven't been here much... not as much as I'd like... been looking through some of the threads and... WHAT THE FUCK? I mean... what is going on around here? Who is who? Why? Why not. What's it all mean anyway. When does it end? When does it start?

And most of all... uhm...

I forgot.

 

[Never]

Is there a problem?

 

[Dillinger]

A problem? Never!

 

[Sweetlola]

A problem? Never!

Never is causing problems again, hmm? *DUCK* What in the world will we ever do with that one?

 

[Never]

Was that last word my name or word meaning 'not ever'.

Oh, well, as a lesbain who has stolen the pussy from the Queen of Smut and Cum I say you should be on the board's more.. that way you'd always understand what's happening.

 

[cymbidia]

Dill, honey?
Just ignore those awful threads and those scary nicks, okay?
They're not real, just pretend, and they *can't* hurt you.
Never and i will keep you safe.
Now go to sleep, okay?

 

[Dillinger]

Was that last word my name or word meaning 'not ever'.

Oh, well, as a lesbain who has stolen the pussy from the Queen of Smut and Cum I say you should be on the board's more.. that way you'd always understand what's happening.

Who is Les Bain? Wasn't he one of those old time orchestra conductors?

Ah... who said I wanted to understand? I just want.

 

[Dillinger]

Dill, honey?
Just ignore those awful threads and those scary nicks, okay?
They're not real, just pretend, and they *can't* hurt you.
Never and i will keep you safe.
Now go to sleep, okay?

]

*BE STILL MY HEART!* Cym called me honey!!!

Can I cuddle between you two?

 

[Dillinger]

Never is causing problems again, hmm? *DUCK* What in the world will we ever do with that one?

I can think of quite a few things to do with her... *weg* And you...

And... via duct?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Dillykins

we've just been talking about oral sex & little debbies.

What's wrong with you? ;-)

 

[Dillinger]

Mmm... now that's my kind of discussion!

I assume we're talking about oral sex and little debbies combined? I mean, who could resist?

 

[sexy-girl]

Was that last word my name or word meaning 'not ever'.

Oh, well, as a lesbain who has stolen the pussy from the Queen of Smut and Cum I say you should be on the board's more.. that way you'd always understand what's happening.

i agree some people just need to post more often ... people need to considor the fans ... maybe you could pass the message onto lavender and then she could pass it back to you so you could both post more

 

[Dillinger]

So now... just who is on the "please post more often" list?

Are we talking quantity, quality, or both?

Number of posts? Or number of words in each post?

 

[sexy-girl]

dillinger your on it too ... look at your post count if it is below 30 a day then your not posting enough

you have to mantain same quality of posts though what can i say being popular isnt easy ... im making sure i stay below the popular level though because my quality of posts is pretty poor as it is

 

[TN_Vixen]

Mmm... now that's my kind of discussion!

I assume we're talking about oral sex and little debbies combined? I mean, who could resist?

OOooh yeah baby. Fuck me with a swiss roll.

 

[Dillinger]

dillinger your on it too ... look at your post count if it is below 30 a day then your not posting enough

you have to mantain same quality of posts though what can i say being popular isnt easy ... im making sure i stay below the popular level though because my quality of posts is pretty poor as it is

11.66 a day - but I've been her over a year... and almost 5,000 posts... and, I think, if you look carefully you'll find that on average there is more content to my posts then many... or, perhaps, I just ramble on endlessly...

Or maybe I don't ramble on enough.

Maybe I should sing Ramblin' Man?

BTW... (with a nod to DCL) - it is you're not your.

30 a day.. hmmm... I can try... but can't we count words?

Did I mention that I'm verbose?

 

[cymbidia]

]Can I cuddle between you two?

I almost couldn't think of a nicer person to cuddle with, Dill.
Ummm.
Make that "Dill, honey".
I like the reaction.

 

[Dillinger]

OOooh yeah baby. Fuck me with a swiss roll.

OH! Kinky! I like that!

I'd love to plow your "little debbie" !

 

[TN_Vixen]

Dilly

let me lick your cream filling!

 

[Dillinger]

I almost couldn't think of a nicer person to cuddle with, Dill.
Ummm.
Make that "Dill, honey".
I like the reaction.

Another HONEY! YES!!!

(This is turning into a VERY good day!)

*smile*

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Dilly

let me lick your cream filling!

Took you long enough to ask! Help yourself!

BTW - its a double filling, extra creamy...

 

[TN_Vixen]

MMMmmmmmm

I love rubbing the cream against the flat part of my tongue - licking it in long strokes to get it all..... sometimes even smearing it over my lips before using my fingers to swipe it into my mouth.

thanks dilly.

 

[Dillinger]

Uhm... uh... oh... OHHHHHH!!! Ah...

*grin*

My pleasure...

 

[Lasz]

Dillinger you are one lucky son of bitch!

 

[Dillinger]

Not only a lucky SOB, but a Diplomatic SOB as well...