Well, That's a Great Big DUH!

No wonder I'm nuts. Last time I got any was two years ago. ;)

Not much hope of it happening in the next couple of years either.
 
MISTY

Not everyone has a manic libido, dear.

Sex relieves sexual tension. It wont make your mother-in-law disappear, it wont pay the mortgage, it wont make things better at work.

One of the really nice things about getting old is: The sex monkey isnt on your back all the goddamned time.
 
Well, considering I literally don't know any single, straight (or bi) women in real life or on line my chances of getting any are not good.
 
''...people who do it less often tend to take on more work to compensate for their frustration.'' <---- this explains you being at work all hours of the day and night, and me taking on loads of commitments...
 
''...people who do it less often tend to take on more work to compensate for their frustration.'' <---- this explains you being at work all hours of the day and night, and me taking on loads of commitments...

I just look at more porn...
 
And then there are all the damn articles about improving your sex life, the how-to's, the Sting's-Tantric-Fucking-Guide, the Find-Your-Second-G-Spot and the Spice-It-Up-With-Leather-And-Yoghurt articles, that all implicitly suggest that if you don't have a blooming, adventurous escapade in the sack, you're a bit of a failure, and should be stressed out about that.

I haven't gotten any in months. I'm mellow as fuck.
 
FALLENFROMGRACE

Naaaah.

Take it on faith from an old horndog who obsessed about pussy some 40 years, once the obsession goes life is actually pretty okay with less sex. Its like everything else, if I miss a meal or the latest 007 movie, its no big deal.
 
Honestly, I feel better physically, mentally and emotionally when I'm sufficiently sexed. The problem is: I can never get enough! LOL. My gf lives a long way from me, so I have to do without a lot. But, when we're together, oh my. Look out. (And they say that once a woman is in her 40s her libido diminishes? Piffle! Such a myth.)
 
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