Well, slap my ass with strips of bacon and call me Franny!

[Ravenloft]

*Giggling* I love saying that...

What sorts of things would you just blurt suddenly, out of the blue, just to see the reactions of the people around you?

 

[MissTaken]

Not me, but my ruffian brother likes to say, when a gal is uptight, that she needs "the old two ball solution!"

Egads! No couth. No tact. A moron....but I love him best, just the same.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Damn Ravenloft, one of my favorite fantasies.....mmmmmmmmmm.........bacon.

Seriously tho.

Im know to say "Shit fire and spit out the ashes" Or "Fuck me with a chainsaw" , thats about it.

 

[Ravenloft]

And when he says that, Miss Taken, I bet the most offered question is. "Whats the Two Ball Solution???" Heheh! What a perv!

BBB, you FUCKING scare me! Stop with the clown! Ya freak! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[SilverVeil]

Coat me with honey and throw me to the lesbians !

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

oh I do this lots.

I will spontaniously yell out "weeeeeeeeeee" for no aparent reason

quote a simpsons line

Or just bark.

 

[Beethoven'sFire]

"holy flaming shitballs of hades!"

"Blu.....BLUUUU!"

 

[Beebeeblue]

You call me a freak?



Youre the one who wants to be slapped on the ass with bacon strips. Lemme ask you this, Ravey, do you cook the bacon afterwards?

 

[geri]

nothing as clever as the aboved but one that come to mind for me are "Been faithful in taking those stupid pills I see" but thats only if they annoy me to the point of wanting to throttle them.

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Franny?? Is that really you?? I thought you gave up the perverted pork games?


Whenever I hang out with male friends and they start talking about some woman and her looks, I like to reply "I'd fuck her" just to see one of them snort beer out of his nose.

 

[MissTaken]

Coat me with honey and throw me to the lesbians !

I like this one!



And Raven???

Pennywise is your friend! *smirk*

 

[geri]

oh I do this lots.

I will spontaniously yell out "weeeeeeeeeee" for no aparent reason

quote a simpsons line

Or just bark.

have you tried the 'holding a conversation with someone who is not there' type of thing? it's amazing how quickly people let you move up in line when you start doing that one at a supermarket.

 

[Guest]

Thanks folks!

I've spit coffee all over my moniter reading this thread!!! LOL

 

[Beethoven'sFire]

that clown scares me *cower*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Coat me with honey and throw me to the lesbians !

No, no, he said funny things, not your fantasies, lol

"Holy snap'n duck shit" is one I use when in the right company

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

have you tried the 'holding a conversation with someone who is not there' type of thing? it's amazing how quickly people let you move up in line when you start doing that one at a supermarket.

hahaha
ROFL

yes I have... but I don't pretend i'm talking to someone that's not there....

I actualy DO talk to someone noone else can see

 

[MissTaken]

Another brotherism:

"Smile! I want to sit on a happy face"

 

[Starblayde]

Re: Slapping Ravenloft's ass with strips of bacon

What sorts of things would you just blurt suddenly, out of the blue, just to see the reactions of the people around you?

I prefer "Spank my ass and call me Tarquin"...rather than using the bacon... but

"Jesus Christ on a bicycle!"

"Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!"

etc.

 

[pipercatt]

Someone once told me that I have the mouth of a drunken sailor visiting a truck stop.

I have no fucking idea what they're talking about...

 

[Moridin187]

Hmm... When talking about girls who I find shudderingly nasty:
"I wouldn't fuck that with a ten foot dildo!"

Another thing that's fun is when you're talking to someone and you suddenly realize that they're not listening to you..

"So you see what I'm getting at, right?"
"*silence as their eyes are distant or listening to someone else*"
"Of course you do, I mean, who wouldn't wanna have sex with a a goat? I know I do.. And then when I'm done, I like to rub myself with poison ivy and howl at the moon while screwing your mom.."

 

[patient1]

"No acurssed fornicating fesces?!!"

 

[Ravenloft]

You call me a freak?



Youre the one who wants to be slapped on the ass with bacon strips. Lemme ask you this, Ravey, do you cook the bacon afterwards?

NO! ...That would just be sick and wrong...

...You're nasty and I want you to stay away from me...

 

[Ravenloft]

I like this one!



And Raven???

Pennywise is your friend! *smirk*

...Bitch. *This said sullenly as I hide in the corner, pouting*