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OmnislashXX

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Hey everyone. I've come back to Literotica again. Hopefully, this time I can will myself into actually finishing some stories this time. Things have happened to me that haven't been the best. My goal is to actually make some of my stories available for the e-book business, so I hope to get myself more organized.

I have more time to work on these projects now, so who knows.
 
I’m going to echo my fellow metalhead friend Blind Justice. We haven’t met yet either, but welcome back to Lit🌹Kant👠👠👠
 
Actually, both of y'all were here the last time I was a regular here. I distinctly remember. But it is nice to see you both again. I wonder if Chloe Tzang is still around.
 
Actually, both of y'all were here the last time I was a regular here. I distinctly remember. But it is nice to see you both again. I wonder if Chloe Tzang is still around.

Chloe's around, but she claims to be in seclusion for the weekend while she finishes her Valentine's Day story.
 
Hey everyone. I've come back to Literotica again. Hopefully, this time I can will myself into actually finishing some stories this time. Things have happened to me that haven't been the best. My goal is to actually make some of my stories available for the e-book business, so I hope to get myself more organized.

I have more time to work on these projects now, so who knows.

Hello. Nice to meet you.:rose:
 
Ahh, that's good. She was great to flirt with. It's nice to see you too, NotWise.
 
Yeah. I started writing a new one about a garden gnome statue that comes to life. These two virgin sister's buy it at the farmer's market, not knowing that it actually comes to life and starts doing pervy things to them. I guess my mind will always be in the gutter.
 
Yeah. I started writing a new one about a garden gnome statue that comes to life. These two virgin sister's buy it at the farmer's market, not knowing that it actually comes to life and starts doing pervy things to them. I guess my mind will always be in the gutter.

You're in good company here. If you need a bit of cheerleading or a second opinion on that gnome story, let me know. They say I make a halfway decent beta reader.
 
Yeah. I started writing a new one about a garden gnome statue that comes to life. These two virgin sister's buy it at the farmer's market, not knowing that it actually comes to life and starts doing pervy things to them. I guess my mind will always be in the gutter.

I guess you've come back to the right place, then.
 
Welcome back. The pond is just as muddy as it ever has been. There's just not as many trolls around these days.
 
Yeah. I started writing a new one about a garden gnome statue that comes to life. These two virgin sister's buy it at the farmer's market, not knowing that it actually comes to life and starts doing pervy things to them. I guess my mind will always be in the gutter.

Being from Baltimore you won’t have heard of Gurney Slade. Your story about the garden gnome intrigued me. Gurney comes from the same gene pool (but he’s a ventriloquists dummy) and I’m writing a story about him.

I see that your two stories (I will read them) are 2004 and 2015 so will the gnome appear in 2029? I apologise for that remark but I couldn’t resist it. Something to do with my brain being frozen at ten years old.
 
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Quite honestly, I have more time to write at the moment, The reason for that though isn't a positive one as I had an Ischemic stroke back in September. So I lost the use of my right hand which I am working hard to get back. I guess typing with one hand is not really what a writer does, but I do it anyway. I'm hoping that I can pull some revenue out by writing a bit and the best stories I have are all erotic in nature.
 
Quite honestly, I have more time to write at the moment, The reason for that though isn't a positive one as I had an Ischemic stroke back in September. So I lost the use of my right hand which I am working hard to get back. I guess typing with one hand is not really what a writer does, but I do it anyway. I'm hoping that I can pull some revenue out by writing a bit and the best stories I have are all erotic in nature.

I do 100% of my writing on my iPhone. Call me insane, but it works for me. There is an advantage though. Technically, I’m typing with one hand. I can sit the iPhone on a table or a desk and type that way if need be. I don’t have many stories(50), but keep in mind - idea generation and brainstorming are essential to writing. I’m always on the “go” so I can pretty much work on any given story at anytime I have free time- like waiting for the bastards to change my oil or put the tires on or those long ass meetings that take forever to start and the dude is long winded🌹Kant👠👠👠
 
I do 100% of my writing on my iPhone. Call me insane, but it works for me. There is an advantage though. Technically, I’m typing with one hand. I can sit the iPhone on a table or a desk and type that way if need be. I don’t have many stories(50), but keep in mind - idea generation and brainstorming are essential to writing. I’m always on the “go” so I can pretty much work on any given story at anytime I have free time- like waiting for the bastards to change my oil or put the tires on or those long ass meetings that take forever to start and the dude is long winded🌹Kant👠👠👠

Tis true. A few of these stories are actually on a tablet. The gnome one for instance. I also started one about a girl who gets trapped out on the ledge of a three story building, in only her underwear. I started writing these when I was in the hospital. Unfortunately, my phone kind or died when I was in the hospital, which kind of sucks because I lost a story on that one. But oh well, I suppose.
 
Actually, both of y'all were here the last time I was a regular here. I distinctly remember. But it is nice to see you both again. I wonder if Chloe Tzang is still around.

Hi Omnislash :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: and great to have you back on here :D - sorry to hear about the stroke and keep working on the recovery. I am still here and as yappy as ever, just taking a sabbatical this weekend while I get my Valentines Day story done. But I couldn't resist popping in for a break before I dive into this evenings writing.

Anyhow, welcome back 'ol buddy.
 
There's my kimono wearing hottie. :heart: How have you been? When you finish you're story, let me take a look, eh?
 
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