Welcome Topic?

[RoxXx]

So (there's an odd first word to say to strangers),

I've been browsing for a while, and either I'm going blind or there's been a major oversight...? I can't see a general Welcome/Introductions thread anywhere!
If there is one, it should be pinned/stickied - but I can't see one...

So here I am, starting one!

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Hi, I'm Roxy.

I'm not happy about it but I'm in my mid-20's already and haven't lived life as wildly as I'd have liked.

I'm "that Twirl Girl" often found in Lit's chat rooms. I like to play the cute and innocent iccle girly girl, and I like a good twirl! (hey that rhymed!)
I might "play" dumb at times, but please don't mistake my act for a lack of intelligence. I'm pretty freakin' smart; in fact, I'm a geek. Hopefully a sexy one?!
Also, I tend to overuse smileys/emoticons. Get used to it!

I don't do Skype. I don't do Yahoo/MSN. I don't do any of that stuff so don't ask me. I caved and joined Twitter recently, but that's about it. I don't even like it but I'm on it at least.

I tend to prefer girls over guys because, well, let's face it, guys are pricks. (offended? shoot me!)
If you're a guy and you REALLY want to get to know me or whatever, you're going to have to work harder at it than anything you've ever done in your life.
If you're a girl... Well... I'm fairly easy! hehe!
Women are just easier to get along with. We can have fun together because we already fully understand each other; all we have to do is have the same interests and/or sexual tastes and we're grand!

....Am I babbling a bit too much now? See, this is what happens when I don't have a character limit like on the chat rooms or Twitter!

So, yeah, I don't really know how involved I'll be on the forums or what I'll be involved with yet, but if you're genuine, I'm a nice enough person to get along with. If you're just some dude with a boner, you and I probably aren't gonna be the best of friends. It's nothing personal though!

Oh, and finally.....


*Twirls onto Lit Forums*

Feel free to twirl with me! xx

 

[islandman]

Not much twirling in the GeeBee. You may be comfortable on the Playground.

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=27

 

[Squibbs]

Show us your tits or fuck off.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So (there's an odd first word to say to strangers),

I've been browsing for a while, and either I'm going blind or there's been a major oversight...? I can't see a general Welcome/Introductions thread anywhere!
If there is one, it should be pinned/stickied - but I can't see one...

So here I am, starting one!

---------------------------------------------------------

Hi, I'm Roxy.

I'm not happy about it but I'm in my mid-20's already and haven't lived life as wildly as I'd have liked.

I'm "that Twirl Girl" often found in Lit's chat rooms. I like to play the cute and innocent iccle girly girl, and I like a good twirl! (hey that rhymed!)
I might "play" dumb at times, but please don't mistake my act for a lack of intelligence. I'm pretty freakin' smart; in fact, I'm a geek. Hopefully a sexy one?!
Also, I tend to overuse smileys/emoticons. Get used to it!

I don't do Skype. I don't do Yahoo/MSN. I don't do any of that stuff so don't ask me. I caved and joined Twitter recently, but that's about it. I don't even like it but I'm on it at least.

I tend to prefer girls over guys because, well, let's face it, guys are pricks. (offended? shoot me!)
If you're a guy and you REALLY want to get to know me or whatever, you're going to have to work harder at it than anything you've ever done in your life.
If you're a girl... Well... I'm fairly easy! hehe!
Women are just easier to get along with. We can have fun together because we already fully understand each other; all we have to do is have the same interests and/or sexual tastes and we're grand!

....Am I babbling a bit too much now? See, this is what happens when I don't have a character limit like on the chat rooms or Twitter!

So, yeah, I don't really know how involved I'll be on the forums or what I'll be involved with yet, but if you're genuine, I'm a nice enough person to get along with. If you're just some dude with a boner, you and I probably aren't gonna be the best of friends. It's nothing personal though!

Oh, and finally.....


*Twirls onto Lit Forums*

Feel free to twirl with me! xx

just because it needs to be quoted.

 

[Recidiva]

Playground might be the best place for you in self preservation sense.

I really didn't read all of that, by the way, but I figured I'd be cranky if I did.

 

[blobfish]

Do you also like twirling your penis?

 

[Bert Notorius]

let me guess, you're a nurse and celebrate martin luther coon day and are fixated on june weddings.

 

[RoxXx]

Wow you men sure do take offence to girls who like other girls don't ya? yeesh.

 

[blobfish]

Wow you men sure do take offence to girls who like other girls don't ya? yeesh.

Yes, female homosexuality is the ultimate sin. Women, being the simplest to corrupt, are easy prey for Lucifer. In fact, the act of females touching their genitals together was once known as "Satan's Scissors".

 

[Recidiva]

Wow you men sure do take offence to girls who like other girls don't ya? yeesh.

*facepalm*

 

[AcerbusX]

Well, I think we just found out why there's no "general Welcome/Introductions thread" LOL

 

[Recidiva]

Well, I think we just found out why there's no "general Welcome/Introductions thread" LOL

It's just mostly covered in the "check this box if you understand that the content encountered therein may be offensive."

 

[RoxXx]

...But it's just not good nettiquette not to have a welcome/introductions thread!

That's right, I said nettiquette!

 

[OxfordDon]

there are a few scattered around....

 

[Recidiva]

...But it's just not good nettiquette not to have a welcome/introductions thread!

That's right, I said nettiquette!

And that should probably hint at something.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Oh hell no.

Your twisted dick isn't passing go or collecting a pound of flesh in my world anytime soon.

:keyristcraçkers:

 

[blobfish]

...But it's just not good nettiquette not to have a welcome/introductions thread!

That's right, I said nettiquette!

I don't give out welcomes to the lesbian spawn of Tartarus.

 

[eric60red]

Wow you men sure do take offence to girls who like other girls don't ya? yeesh.

Some men or boys may do, others fully understand. You can not help not wanting a male, just as much as some men will not dream of touching a girl.
We are all different, some more than others.

 

[RoxXx]

Some men or boys may do, others fully understand. You can not help not wanting a male, just as much as some men will not dream of touching a girl.
We are all different, some more than others.

Praise the lord! There ARE real people out there!

 

[bronzeage]

Wow you men sure do take offence to girls who like other girls don't ya? yeesh.

That's not it at all. You just happened to have shown up with the sort of opening post and profile used by men who come to lit just to collect cock pics from men who think they are talking to a hot chick who likes girls.

 

[RoxXx]

That's not it at all. You just happened to have shown up with the sort of opening post and profile used by men who come to lit just to collect cock pics from men who think they are talking to a hot chick who likes girls.

Riiight... So let's all be overly cautious and make sure that all new members feel like shit for posting an introduction, whether they're genuine or not?

THAT makes sense..................................................not.

'Cos clearly, no woman in her right mind would like other women. Oh no wait a minute...Maybe they would because men react like this to trivial things such as a (not so) brief "hello" on the internet.

Ever thought it's behaviour like this that puts us girls off guys??? Hmm?

#WheresTheLogic
#ParanoidMen

 

[Recidiva]

Riiight... So let's all be overly cautious and make sure that all new members feel like shit for posting an introduction, whether they're genuine or not?

THAT makes sense..................................................not.

'Cos clearly, no woman in her right mind would like other women. Oh no wait a minute...Maybe they would because men react like this to trivial things such as a (not so) brief "hello" on the internet.

Ever thought it's behaviour like this that puts us girls off guys??? Hmm?

#WheresTheLogic
#ParanoidMen

Here's a question....why didn't you post a little bit to get the hang of the place before chiding people for not having a particular netiquette trend going for them?

How is it "more polite" somehow to tell us we're all rude (or men, for that matter, as I'm not male) for not doing things your way when you don't seem to have any information (which you could have gathered by checking out some actual posts) - or even reading the ones here that directed you to the playground?

On the Miss Manners scale, you're really not coming out ahead.

 

[Farrah]

Riiight... So let's all be overly cautious and make sure that all new members feel like shit for posting an introduction, whether they're genuine or not?

THAT makes sense..................................................not.

'Cos clearly, no woman in her right mind would like other women. Oh no wait a minute...Maybe they would because men react like this to trivial things such as a (not so) brief "hello" on the internet.

Ever thought it's behaviour like this that puts us girls off guys??? Hmm?

#WheresTheLogic
#ParanoidMen

Trust me when I say that your hazing has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you like women.

 

[bronzeage]

Riiight... So let's all be overly cautious and make sure that all new members feel like shit for posting an introduction, whether they're genuine or not?

THAT makes sense..................................................not.

'Cos clearly, no woman in her right mind would like other women. Oh no wait a minute...Maybe they would because men react like this to trivial things such as a (not so) brief "hello" on the internet.

Ever thought it's behaviour like this that puts us girls off guys??? Hmm?

#WheresTheLogic
#ParanoidMen

No one said it had to make sense. If there was sense in anything, men would not pretend to be cute chicks in order to collect cock pics, but it happens all the time around here.

If a person's sexual preferences were determined by on the opposite sex's behavior, the world would be filled with flaming queens and diesel dykes, so don't blame us for pushing you into the soft arms of a hard nippled barely 19 year old exotic dancer. It's not our fault.

 

[Exquisition]

Ah, Bronzeage the moral compass for an online world.

And so intellectually snobby with it too! Woof! Woof!

Don't mind Bronze, OP, he's trying to be Wyatt Earp after he fell in love with Tombstone..