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Liontamr

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That's basically what my boss said the moment he stepped into my place after work to watch the NHL skills compitetion with myself and a few friends.

After everyone left about an hour ago I put together a list of what I have in my apartment that is NHL / hockey related... and now for the first time ever I'm thinking:

Damn.. I may have gone a little too far here with this hockey thing. I mean do I really need seven bobbleheads in a row? What is the point of having 30 mini ceramic coffee cups featuring all the teams logos? If I hate the Red Wings so much, why do I have a 2002 Conference champions hat? You'd think a single guy like me would have posters of bikini models and issues of playboy all over, but instead I have the likes of Jerome Iginla and Curtis Joseph on my walls staring me in the face and I trip over issues of The Hockey News.

I do happen to have a picture of a beautiful woman on my bedroom wall, but it's Cassie Cambell - a member of the Canadian women's hockey team - and she's in full gear.. the only streaking she does is down the right wing as she charges toward a goalie.

I have stuffed bears.. of course they have hockey logos on them and go by the name "Bammer bears" and are considered hockey collectables.. but it's not normal for a 25 year old male living on his own to own one teddy bear let alone 14 and hope he can get the remaining 16 available.

Yeah, I think I may have gone too far... maybe I should look into giving some of this stuff away..


Then the ads that were on TV ended and the hockey game I was watching resumed... And I came to my sences.

Not a chance in hell! I think I'll go buy a Dallas Stars bathtub mat tommorow..
 
I got them as gifts. :)

They sit on my night stand next to pictures of the person who sent them to me. :D
 
He must be a heckuva nice guy to send you such cool gifts.. ;)
 
He is a very very nice guy. He told me once that he had other gifts for me. But I have yet to see them.

:rolleyes: Men...
 
He may need to get your mailing addy because they've been sitting in his closet this whole time and he's been too stupid and forgetful to ask. :eek:
 
And a shower curtain.. I should get a Dallas Stars shower curtain to match.

And screw the idea of getting regular white pillows... I'll have to find some dark green ones to go on my bed.
 
Liontamr said:
You'd think a single guy like me would have posters of bikini models and issues of playboy all over, but instead I have the likes of Jerome Iginla and Curtis Joseph on my walls staring me in the face and I trip over issues of The Hockey News.
See this would get two reactions
- worry. Something’s wrong. Guys are all generally hornballs and have at least one poster of a woman wearing at most a bikini.
- Even though Guys are all generally hornballs and have at least one poster of a woman wearing at most a bikini, this could be the one guy who has enough restraint to not post it.
 
I have a few Maxim mags though.. that kind of redeems my hornball pervert image doesn't it??
 
well.... sure I mean it could ballance it all out. Do you get it for the articles or the pics?
 
I have a 1996 Signed Jaromir Jagr Pittsburgh Penguins official away jersey.......I'd love to see Pez wearing it......its so big it would make a nice dress for a girl......with some heels....you're good to go!
 
A woman in nothing but a hockey jersey is just plain sexy!

And I do have plenty of those as well. :D

JB - Both! lol
 
You in nothing but a Dallas Stars jersey..

God, just the thought of you in nothing but a jersey gets my heart racing .. not to mention grabbing my full attention! :D
 
You can grab it and do what ever you'd like with it whenever you wanted too!
 
Hey you guys....I think I am getting off.....ugh...I mean going to bed.....

You both know what needs to happen here.

In the words of Captain Picard.....Make it so.

:rose:
 
Night KS!

Come to think of it I wouldn't mind getting off either..
 
Is there no sacred threads in this place.....put your clothes on.....;)

Goodnite you two......


LOVE IS.........
 
Liontamr said:
A woman in nothing but a hockey jersey is just plain sexy!

And I do have plenty of those as well. :D

JB - Both! lol
*shaking head*
Yeah you're a typical guy alright
 
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