Welcome to the Modern Menstrual Hut (be warned:))

[the_pet]

Welcome to the modern menstrual hut. In many tribes there is a menstrual hut where women who are menstruating get together and hang out.

Periods aren’t generally fun but then again they are what you make of them... so here’s a place to relax ......

I've started setting it up all comfy (though need some help getting it really nice - what would you add?).

So I've installed internet and some funky comfy chairs (some you can lie down on), have employed a massuse and reki practitioner, I've put in a fridge full of all sorts of chocolate and comfort food, a huge supply of hot water bottles and heating pads, and there's a pharmacy next door for you to buy painkillers. I've just called in the contracters to install a spa and sauna..

Oh, this place is making me feel a bit better despite being doubled over with the cramps of doom. I'll have to get it painted funky relaxing colours. Ideas for a colour scheme??


pet

PMS = Possible Murder Suspect

 

[graceanne]

If this is for those who're menstruating you better have a good sized fridge and kitchen. I don't know about anyone else, but I crave salty foods and chocolate when I'm on my period. Chocolate covered pretzels are awesome, cause it's both on one little bite.

 

[BiBunny]

*Leaves large bottles of Vicodin and rum for those who are in need and scurries back out*

 

[Luvkitty33]

Have you read "The Red Tent" by Anita Diamont? It's a really good book, and this post reminded me of that book.

Anyway, I LOVE this idea!!!

Since I just got done reading the thread about why people masturbate, and one of the things that came up several times was that women did it to relieve menstrual cramps. So, my idea of what to add to the tent would be a HUGE selection of toys so we can have MANY orgasms to help with those damned cramps.........and just to have fun!!!

I'll bring the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and the Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!!

 

[M's girl]

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[His_pita]

I have water retention, my face is breaking out, and I would like to put my fist through something/someone. Haven't started yet, but I'll soon return for that comfy chair and a pound or two of very dark chocolate. Ohhhh and I'll need that rum as well.


As for color schemes. I have always thought a pink hut would be nice.

 

[Netzach]

Like Bunny, I like to be alone with my suffering. Padded room private toilet and an ipod with two days of indie rock on it.

 

[Recidiva]

Depositing emergency kits containing:

Imitrex
Excedrin
Ibuprofen
Popcorn
Water
Soda
Ice Cream
Baked goods
Cheese
Chocolate

DVD's with happy endings or romantic endings (i.e., socially acceptable reason to cry)

 

[Netzach]

Ya'll do realize if you buck the desire for assloads of salt the whole ordeal is much easier?

 

[Recidiva]

Ya'll do realize if you buck the desire for assloads of salt the whole ordeal is much easier?

Mine's fairly well handled with the Imitrex. I'm on a strict no fun diet.

Absolutely. No. Fun.

 

[FurryFury]

I just read The Red Tent and I rather love the idea that women had a chance to be together, support each other and not work themselves to death for nearly a week.

Ahhh!

 

[vffan]

I'm soooo in!

*places a box of good quality 70% cacao bars on the counter. Puts some sodas in the fridge. Puts a homemade chocolate peppermint cake on the table. Settles into a chair.*

I'm here for a few days

 

[ecstaticsub]

Damn. I've had a hyst so I guess I can't join in. But I'll be the pharmacist next door hand delivering the pain meds (in exchange for chocolate)

(I loved The Red Tent, too. Hmmm I think I may read it again.)

 

[the captians wench]

I'm so heated that I could hump the furniture, ready to cry at the drop of a hat, and just feel achy all over.....I'll be settling in soon.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

If this is for those who're menstruating you better have a good sized fridge and kitchen. I don't know about anyone else, but I crave salty foods and chocolate when I'm on my period. Chocolate covered pretzels are awesome, cause it's both on one little bite.

Haven't tried the chocolate covered pretzels but my craving for salty and sweet is taken care of by dumping a bag of M & M's into a bag of Fritos corn chips and letting them marinate together for a bit. YUM!!!

 

[WriterDom]

If a cock helps I'll offer mine. (running from the hut)

 

[the captians wench]

If a cock helps I'll offer mine. (running from the hut)

That tends to be what I crave most. *giggles*

I don't really crave foods....just lots and lots of sex.


I know doesn't sound much different from the rest of the month.

 

[Recidiva]

That tends to be what I crave most. *giggles*

I don't really crave foods....just lots and lots of sex.


I know doesn't sound much different from the rest of the month.

I love endorphins. I get lots of headaches. For me that means "I need that endorphin rush right now."

My poor husband.

He says he doesn't mind.

 

[HB1965]

Ok move over people! I'm coming in. No chocolate. Red meat please. I want a burger fresh off the grill and some chili. I will also take some of Miss Bunny's vicodin.

 

[FurryFury]

I want one of those red tent massages.

I also would love to go back to my first blood, be drugged up, massaged and put in a field with a statue inside me so my blood went into the crop. How fucking cool would that be?

*sighs*

It's not my time of the month yet though. So I just keep shuttling in supplies until then. I'm sure y'all would do the same for me.

 

[graceanne]

I have water retention, my face is breaking out, and I would like to put my fist through something/someone. Haven't started yet, but I'll soon return for that comfy chair and a pound or two of very dark chocolate. Ohhhh and I'll need that rum as well.


As for color schemes. I have always thought a pink hut would be nice.

Maybe we should add a punching bag or two. lol

I'm bloated, I'm craving chocolate, and I'm not sleeping well. It's coming - dumdumDUUUUM. Besides my best friend started hers yesterday.

 

[Recidiva]

Ok move over people! I'm coming in. No chocolate. Red meat please. I want a burger fresh off the grill and some chili. I will also take some of Miss Bunny's vicodin.

This is when we go out to dinner.

Rare lamb.

Say what you like about bloodthirsty, but having a haunch o' meat served to me as sacrifice does take the edge off.

 

[HB1965]

This is when we go out to dinner.

Rare lamb.

Say what you like about bloodthirsty, but having a haunch o' meat served to me as sacrifice does take the edge off.

I need it because I get even more anemic then I already am during my periods

 

[Recidiva]

I need it because I get even more anemic then I already am during my periods

Me too. I have an IUD and that gives me massive cramps and a huge anemia risk as the periods tend to run heavier than average, and they were already pretty bad. Mine are weird as they run for 4 days, stop for 3, run again for 3, and with every start and stop, I get a nasty migraine and mood shift.

I already have low blood pressure and I'm cold all the time.

MEAT! NOW!

My husband is understanding. He orders steak and doesn't get too close to my plate so I won't bite him accidentally.