Welcome To Lancecastor's Subforum !

[Lancecastor]

I have decided to call the BDSM Subforum....Lancecastor.

Many fine communities have been named after its founder...so it's only fitting that I should name this fine new Subforum after...Me.

As a Subforum, I can assure you that many fine nubile subs will come to Lancecastor to serve this spanking new community...a place where truly...Anything Goes.

As such, there are No Rules.

The second NonRule is ...see NonRule 1.

I hope you'll take off your clothes, shave your genitals, attach your nipple clamps and look through our wide selection of collars.

Your training will begin...when I say so.

Ha!

Sir Lance, Grand Poohbah & Main Master
Lancecastor

 

[lovetoread]

Its always good to see people get into the spirit of new ventures.

Forgive me if I stumble/giggle/choke when trying to spit out the grand poombah title.

 

[red_rose]

I'm sorry - which way to the Dom forum again?

 

[Guest]

So, who's winning?

Israelis or Palestinians?

 

[catalina_francisco]

So, who's winning?

Israelis or Palestinians?

Excellent point, terrorism leads only to terrorism. Which leads again to my point, get rid of this place.

Francisco.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

*thinks lance needs to come down from his high horse .. he dont rule the world*

 

[Lancecastor]

*thinks lance needs to come down from his high horse .. he dont rule the world*

You ponygrrls...always thinking about horsemeat.

I am not a Ruler so much as a Demigodlike Persona, btw...

 

[Pixie Mischief]

*Raises eyebrow and taps her foot*
I do not think about housemeat.....
I prefer manmeat...
Ahh a Demigod wannabe??? HMMMMM?????

You ponygrrls...always thinking about horsemeat.

I am not a Ruler so much as a Demigodlike Persona, btw...

 

[Lancecastor]

I do not think about housemeat.....

I said *horsemeat*, not *housemeat*.

I'm afraid to ask what housemeat is...but it sounds thick.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

OK OK smart ass.. I meant HOURSEMEAT!

I said *horsemeat*, not *housemeat*.

I'm afraid to ask what housemeat is...but it sounds thick.

 

[Lancecastor]

OK OK smart ass.. I meant HOURSEMEAT!

Now you're just yankin my chain...hey, pass that crack pipe!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Ok... what chain???? ohhh the one around your neck?

Now you're just yankin my chain...hey, pass that crack pipe!

 

[Lancecastor]

A Special Weekend Welcome to GB regulars who hated the bitchy anal-retentive nature of the BDSM Forum....but enjoyed the moistness in their loins while reading and talking about kink.

Enjoy!

 

[Soblue]

Why thank you Lance, I think I will enjoy!

 

[Lancecastor]

Why thank you Lance, I think I will enjoy!

I hope so, as you always class the place up.

 

[His_sugar]

I hope so, as you always class the place up.

i will try not to take that personally..

*chuckles*

Hope everyone is having a great weekend..

 

[Lancecastor]

i will try not to take that personally..

*chuckles*

You shouldn't.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I hope so, as you always class the place up.

Soblue classes up every place she goes. She's a rare find.... a true class act.

 

[Lancecastor]

Soblue classes up every place she goes. She's a rare find.... a true class act.

And she has a fine collection of lingerie.

 

[Soblue]

Oh you two, you're making me blush.

Hi Desert Rose! You are the one who classes a place up if I ever saw it.

And Lance, you should see me now, I've been cutting the grass...a newly learned skill. Not so classy, but it's kind of fun!

It's feeding the obsessive/compulsive thing in me. Must make straight rows, must trim all the edges nicely...

Lol

 

[Lancecastor]

And Lance, you should see me now, must trim all the edges nicely...

Lol

"I like it with your grass cut low, big mountaintops, valley below. I love it when you scream out my name."

~ Kid Rock

 

[God of Threads]

Volunteer diety

Every thread could use some type of mythical being to pay homage to and I volunteer.

My favorite part is the sacrificing of virgins. Always has been something I enjoy and the people feel more secure in their status under my watch as well.


Could Soblue be the first sacrifice?

 

[Soblue]

Would I have to be a virgin?

 

[Lancecastor]

Would I have to be a virgin?

You'd make a fine BornAgainVirgin.

 

[REDWAVE]

O my God!

Lance with a board of his own? Now that's scary. This should be interesting.