Welcome, Dillinger!

[sunstruck]

RH help! He's being silly and I can't help myself! We need a mature mediator, so of course I thought of you.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Well, well, well............ welcome to Literotica Dillinger!

As a newbie, please remember that whenever anyone mentions the name Laurel, you must immediately ask "Who?"

(Just a tip from me to you to ease you into the culture here)

 

[lovetoread]

RH help! He's being silly and I can't help myself! We need a mature mediator, so of course I thought of you.

RH? Mature?

 

[glamorilla]

You wouldn't happen to have any gay brothers would you?

 

[Dillinger]

Who's Laurel?

There are gay people here?

 

[RawHumor]

RH help! He's being silly and I can't help myself! We need a mature mediator, so of course I thought of you.

Naturally when the word mature comes up, everyone immediately thinks of the guy with the 4th grade cartoon character as an avatar.

 

[Dillinger]

Around here that IS the height of maturity!

See - I'm already getting to know this place!

 

[RawHumor]

Around here that IS the height of maturity!

See - I'm already getting to know this place!

Speaking of maturity - beware of the lawyers of Lit. Most of them are on vacation for now, but they're a dangerous crowd. They act all sexy and slutty one minute and the next minute they're diagramming your sentences and getting into discussions of the best Russian diplomats.

 

[sunstruck]

Around here that IS the height of maturity!

See - I'm already getting to know this place!

You're a quick study.

 

[Dillinger]

Speaking of maturity - beware of the lawyers of Lit. Most of them are on vacation for now, but they're a dangerous crowd. They act all sexy and slutty one minute and the next minute they're diagramming your sentences and getting into discussions of the best Russian diplomats.

There has to be a joke about briefs in here somewhere.

 

[Dillinger]

You're a quick study.

Its the only thing I do quickly.