Welcome, Dillinger!

[Purple Haze]

Seen your name a couple of times around here, thought I'd welcome you to Lit.

Howdy!

 

[Dillinger]

Thanks. I just stumbled upon this place. It seems like fun. I might stick around for a day or two.

So tell me - *nudge nudge* - which of the babes here put out?

 

[Purple Haze]

They all do, but watch out for Todd "O" Vision.

Be very afraid.

Nice avatar, you like tuna?

 

[Dillinger]

King of the Sea, oh yeah!

So - Todd is trouble, is he?

 

[Purple Haze]

His posts give severe migraines,

And whatever you do, don't start any "list" threads.

That nimrod koalabear will come in and fuck up the whole thread.

I'm so happy I've finally gotten someone to respond to a welcome thread,

Enjoy, Dillinger.

 

[Dillinger]

It was nice you took the time to welcome a newbie like myself. The gesture won't go unappreciated.

I just wish some of the babes might be uh... welcoming as well.

Thanks for the tip about list threads. I never touch the stuff.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hello and welcome, Dillinger.

What's your pleasure? Coffee, tea or .... ? *batting eyes*

 

[Dillinger]

You... babe you!

Finally a hot chick welcoming me. Do you like sex?

 

[sunstruck]

Hey newbie! I get the feeling you might be a cutie with a sarcastic wit and an obsession with big dicks. Just a hunch.
Welcome baby.

 

[red_rose]

Hello and welcome, Dillinger.

What's your pleasure? Coffee, tea or .... ? *batting eyes*

Ruby, baby... your new av is absolutely delish.
(must be the glasses... lol j/k)

Welcome to the boards, Dillinger!! Don't be shy! Post away!

You'll lose that virginity in no time!

 

[Dillinger]

Hey newbie! I get the feeling you might be a cutie with a sarcastic wit and an obsession with big dicks. Just a hunch.
Welcome baby.

Hi sunstruck! And you look like a total hottie? You like big dicks, do you?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Do you like sex?

That's the rumor around here.

Thanks Red Rose.

 

[Dillinger]

Ruby, baby... your new av is absolutely delish.
(must be the glasses... lol j/k)

Welcome to the boards, Dillinger!! Don't be shy! Post away!

You'll lose that virginity in no time!

Shyness is not one of my strong points! *lol*

I can't wait to no longer be a Lit virgin! How many posts do you need?

 

[sunstruck]

Hi sunstruck! And you look like a total hottie? You like big dicks, do you?

Doesn't everyone?

Thanks for the compliment, because, as you'll come to learn, everyone around here looks EXACTLY like their AV"s!

 

[red_rose]

Shyness is not one of my strong points! *lol*

I can't wait to no longer be a Lit virgin! How many posts do you need?

About 10k, give or take a thousand.

 

[Dillinger]

Doesn't everyone?

Thanks for the compliment, because, as you'll come to learn, everyone around here looks EXACTLY like their AV"s!

Wow! I'm going to love this place.

But if Haze looks exactly like his AV I'm not sure he was the best person to welcome me to this board. SCARY!

 

[red_rose]

Doesn't everyone?

Thanks for the compliment, because, as you'll come to learn, everyone around here looks EXACTLY like their AV"s!

tee hee...
<--- looks exactly like her av

 

[Dillinger]

About 10k, give or take a thousand.

Damn... that's going to take years!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Haze is scary, and usually he's really mean to newbies. He must have switched meds recently.

All of the girls here are hot and horny, Dillinger. It's like being a kid in a candy store.

 

[Dillinger]

About 10k, give or take a thousand.

HOLY WOW! You're one hot chica!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Haze is scary, and usually he's really mean to newbies. He must have switched meds recently.

All of the girls here are hot and horny, Dillinger. It's like being a kid in a candy store.

My kind of candy store. Hot babes. Lots of sex. Scary cartoon villains.

 

[RawHumor]

My kind of candy store. Hot babes. Lots of sex. Scary cartoon villains.

But there's nice cartoon characters in here too...

 

[red_rose]

But there's nice cartoon characters in here too...

Dilly has a "fireman" for you, Raw....

 

[Basia]

But there's nice cartoon characters in here too...

and then there's the smartass ones

 

[RawHumor]

Dilly has a "fireman" for you, Raw....

LOL

But is it one of those magical ones?