Weirdest sex toy ever.

[Guest]

personally, im thinking it was designed by the govenment. those people have a scewed vision of peace and sex!

seriously, i thought it was a good design...and now you people have given me a complex. i tried to make everyone happy with no limbs to get in the way...no eyes taken out when you thrust and all... i see how it is!
BAH to you naysayers!

 

[impressive]

Personally, I think it's AV worthy. I'm surprised no one's nabbed it:

http://www.fantasygifts.com/images/products/03-1900-01-1.jpg

 

[SensualCealy]

I think someones DNA was messed up in the transporter on Star Trek! lol
C

 

[minsue]

LOL, since She grafted my pic into that one I would like to see it again too

edited to add: The true adoreableness of the goose is not in her avs, but in her personality. She is far sweeter than even the cutest of her avs could possibly relay

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/701.gif

 

[sqerlyassman]

This not the wierdest toy ive ever seen, but for a anal gaper like me, it is the scariest. I could never imagine taking all of that.

Big Dildo

 

[yui]

This not the wierdest toy ive ever seen, but for a anal gaper like me, it is the scariest. I could never imagine taking all of that.

Big Dildo

That's just scary. I think "prolapsed" should be in the product description. Oy!

 

[nushu2]

How about, "Prolapsed prison pelvic pillow"

 

[yui]

 

[destinie21]

Jesus H Christ

 

[BlackShanglan]

That's just scary. I think "prolapsed" should be in the product description. Oy!

*laughing madly*

Oh, God help me. Why is that so damned funny? Possibly because it brings back memories of "All Creatures Great and Small," where I learned that term at the tender age of 9?

Shanglan

 

[logophile]

“Psst! Over here, Buddy! Wanna get it on with the ultimate thalidomide baby?”

That is the funniest fucking thing I have read in days. God, it's good to be back on the board.

I'm just going to wander off and continue giggling to myself...

Thanks!

 

[rikaaim]

That is the funniest fucking thing I have read in days. God, it's good to be back on the board.

I'm just going to wander off and continue giggling to myself...

Thanks!

Giggling or uh...eh hmm..."not" using said weirdest sex toy ever? Hmmm?

 

[logophile]

Giggling or uh...eh hmm..."not" using said weirdest sex toy ever? Hmmm?

Oh god, no! That thing is going to give me nightmares. I really can't fathom why on earth someone decided to stick the stunted cock on the top of it, either. The whole thing is perplexing...

 

[rikaaim]

Oh god, no! That thing is going to give me nightmares. I really can't fathom why on earth someone decided to stick the stunted cock on the top of it, either. The whole thing is perplexing...

Nightmares? Or the sweetest hot lovin you ever had in a dream? Eh?

No. I know what you mean. I don't know what they were thinking. It can't be for women, not enough there. As for men, well (as depicted in sever blockbuster movies) I think we rather have the hot apple pie than that thing. Tits, pussy, and for some reason a stunted cock. Would seem to be the perfect toy, but somehow it went terribly terribly wrong.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Maybe it was meant to be a PC sex toy, one that could be used by anybody, but the manufacturer forgot to extend the cock on it. Unless the cock will expand if you pump it up or something.

 

[SlickTony]

By gum, it's a Swiss Army sextoy!

 

[cantdog]

The Swiss are supposed have a pretty darn good army. Coincidence?

 

[Boxlicker101]

By gum, it's a Swiss Army sextoy!

Of course!! Why didn't anybody think of that before? Just like the Swiss Army Knife has multiple uses, the Swiss Army Sex Toy also has multiple uses. That's besides being a PC sex toy. That must mean the cock telescopes and it is shown in the non-telescoped position.