Weirdest sex toy ever.

[Liar]

I don't even want to know why a spammer thought I was the target group for this. Jaysus Chrausys. That thing will give me nightmares.

http://www.fantasygifts.com/tek9.asp?pg=products&specific=jqhqjqp8

#L

 

[Guest]

I don't even want to know why a spammer thought I was the target group for this. Jaysus Chrausys. That thing will give me nightmares.

http://www.fantasygifts.com/tek9.asp?pg=products&specific=jqhqjqp8

#L

PMSL!!!!

It looks like what I'll be shoving in the oven on Christmas morning. LOL!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dude! What's the thing at the top!

 

[rikaaim]

Dude! What's the thing at the top!

I think we all know what's at the top. It's every sex organ rolled into one compact toy.

 

[impressive]

That's just ... just ... words fail me.

 

[Liar]

Dude! What's the thing at the top!

You've never seen one of those?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

thanks, now I'll be ruined for life.

Who thought that it was a good design?

 

[carsonshepherd]

You've never seen one of those?

Not in that configuration. It reminds me of that thing that was on the cover of that book "A Wrinkle In Time", with all the wings and eyes and stuff. That thing scared me. i never did figure out what it was.

On the other hand, the site does have a lovely selection of cock rings and enhancers.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

“Psst! Over here, Buddy! Wanna get it on with the ultimate thalidomide baby?”

 

[carsonshepherd]

“Psst! Over here, Buddy! Wanna get it on with the ultimate thalidomide baby?”

 

[Lisa Denton]

That is just fuckin wierd.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

It's a weird . . . sex . . . alien . . . thing.

 

[minsue]

“Psst! Over here, Buddy! Wanna get it on with the ultimate thalidomide baby?”

Gawd, Burly!!!!!!

Oh, you're definitely goin' to hell for that, but I suppose I'll be following right behind for laughing.

 

[nushu2]

That thing is disgusting, for a hundred bucks. For that kind of money it should have lips too.

 

[minsue]

That thing is disgusting, for a hundred bucks. For that kind of money it should have lips too.

Yeah, that's what's wrong with it...

 

[yui]

Yeah, that's what's wrong with it...

Well, that explains it then...

 

[The_Fool]

Well If I'm gonna be fucked, I wanna be kissed too.

And if its the job doing the fucking, I want some lubrication, too....

 

[Boxlicker101]

That thing is disgusting, for a hundred bucks. For that kind of money it should have lips too.

If it had a mouth, it would look a lot like Zuzie from the planet Zoop. A cut-down version, at least.

 

[SeaCat]

Hmmmmm, if it had an ass it would remind me of how many young males will see women after going through their government mandated education.

Cat

 

[BlackShanglan]

Gawd, Burly!!!!!!

Oh, you're definitely goin' to hell for that, but I suppose I'll be following right behind for laughing.

My thought exactly.

And I LOVE THAT GOOSE TREE!

Dear God, it's reduced me to YELLING IN ALL CAPS. Such is the effect of an insanely adorable gosling.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

As for that object ... hmmm. Fucking a pile of dismembered body parts. I think I shall pass.

It's particularly disturbing with Liar's little dancing Santa icon running around near it. God knows what that might lead to.

Shanglan

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My thought exactly.

And I LOVE THAT GOOSE TREE!

Dear God, it's reduced me to YELLING IN ALL CAPS. Such is the effect of an insanely adorable gosling.

Shanglan

There is none more adoreable than the gosling

 

[BlackShanglan]

There is none more adoreable than the gosling

Yes, I think this latest AV proves that conclusively.

I think we should post a Goose Gallery thread with all of the minsue pictures. I want to see them all again - especially the goose in armor.

Shanglan

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Yes, I think this latest AV proves that conclusively.

I think we should post a Goose Gallery thread with all of the minsue pictures. I want to see them all again - especially the goose in armor.

Shanglan

LOL, since She grafted my pic into that one I would like to see it again too

edited to add: The true adoreableness of the goose is not in her avs, but in her personality. She is far sweeter than even the cutest of her avs could possibly relay

 

[rydia57]

slower....

Well, i'm slower than carson, what was that thing up at the top? A pair of lips, a very short dick....what? yeah, it is gross looking...