Weirdest place you had sex at

[Bredon]

The fetish thread and the library discussion made me wonder:

What was the weirdest place you had sex at?

I once had sex in a chapel. I was in my early 20s and this was only a youth hostel chapel-- umm! -- but the minister came in and cought us. As he was a british minister, he just looked at us and said with that very dry british tone : Ah, yes. Raised an eyebrow and went away.

LOL

Can you... top that?

 

[FurryFury]

The fetish thread and the library discussion made me wonder:

What was the weirdest place you had sex at?

I once had sex in a chapel. I was in my early 20s and this was only a youth hostel chapel-- umm! -- but the minister came in and cought us. As he was a british minister, he just looked at us and said with that very dry british tone : Ah, yes. Raised an eyebrow and went away.

LOL

Can you... top that?

No, but then I don't top all that well in general.

*smiles sweetly*

Fury

 

[catalina_francisco]

Mine are listed in this thread though I am always open to more.

Catalina

 

[christian1971]

On date with G/F in Trainstation parking lot waiting to go home.

 

[Bredon]

Mine are listed in this thread though I am always open to more.

Ok, ok, I bow to my masters-- I still have a long way to go

 

[BiBunny]

The weirdest place I've ever had sex? Back when I was 18, my then-boyfriend and I took a ride on his 4-wheeler down a dirt road. He stopped when we got away from the houses on the road, made me take my shorts and panties off, and sit down in his lap and ride him while he drove down the road. It was really difficult, as you can imagine, and I got whacked in the back of the head with more than one tree limb. We eventually had to stop on the side of the road and have him bend me over the 4-wheeler to finish.

 

[ammre]

either in a school buss or on an airport landing strip. i can't decide.

 

[neonflux]

Bredon, not sure I can top you, particularly with your being caught and considering the Priest's response, but here goes...

In a car, parked under a street light in a wealthy suburban neighborhood when it was still early enough for people to be taking their evening jog or stroll (was in college, not sure I'd ever be in such a mood to shock that way now).

My sis has admitted to having sex in an alleyway (big city off a street with a fair amount of foot traffic). I am awed by and a little jealous of her - as I am of ammre (it's definitely got to be the airport runway ) and Catalina, with whose list I will NEVER be able to compete, LOL!

Neon

 

[ABX]

I've got some definite catching up to do, but... on top of a mountain in the Lake District in Cumbria.

 

[AussieAngel]

woah. now that list is VERY impressive..

 

[Fibble]

Me and my ex-bf done it in the back sit of a bus..

 

[MechaBlade]

Bredon, not sure I can top you

*snicker*

Mine would be on the floor. Yep, the floor.

 

[Netzach]

Jesus I'm boring.

 

[Kajira Callista]

On the F train

 

[lne_iii]

In a stairwell, at my high school.

 

[shy slave]

The two places that spring to mind are:

When I was 19 I had sex on the stairs in my parents house whilst my mum sat watching television in the front room. The dog lay in the hallway, bored, as she had seen us have sex before. The dog threw herself down with a heavy thud. When he left and I went into the front room my mum immediately said 'What were you doing out there, I heard banging....'

The other place was aged 36, in a car wash (it was the long programme, but it was still quick lol)

 

[wouldloveto]

In the back seat of a fire engine at my old station.

She always wanted to do it on my boss' desk, but as far as we got in his office was a bj.

 

[rydia57]

Not a weird place, but weird for me. An office room I guess that was under construction. He leaned me against one of the rolls of rugs and other stuff in there, and we ... wow, we went at it. It was so exciting, I got wetter just thinking about where we were and who I was with! Hoo...

 

[sullivan96]

in the woods next to philly zoo

 

[rexfelis]

In my young and foolish days, I did some pretty off the wall things.

Once, I had a hyundai Excel. In a back roads development that had only had roads put in, and was otherwise undeveloped, we tried to have sex on top of my car while it was moving... idling, naturally, while I "steered" with my left foot, laying on the roof of the car. Didn't work well, but funny as hell.

This same girl and I had sex in a number of public parks, just around dusk, and in one of those enclosed slide thingies where several kids can gather and look out windows while waiting their turn, we discovered a police officer doing paperwork, parked not 15 feet away, whilst in the middle of our copulatory bliss. He never noticed, but she really got off on that.

There have been others, but I can't remember 'em at the moment.

 

[Lolaleigh]

Just to name a few:

On a dance floor at a packed night club.
On a dumpster in an alley.
In a tree.
In a rowboat on the lake in the middle of the afternoon.
On a picnic table in a campground in the afternoon. Very public.
In a waterfall will lots of people around.
While driving on the highway.
At the local landfill (dump).
On a bridge in a park in the afternoon.
On horse back.
In a gondola.

 

[Bredon]

Lolaleigh--

in a tree??? *in* a tree???????????
And you didn't fall off???
:-O

 

[neonflux]

Just to name a few:

On a dance floor at a packed night club.
On a dumpster in an alley.
In a tree.
In a rowboat on the lake in the middle of the afternoon.
On a picnic table in a campground in the afternoon. Very public.
In a waterfall will lots of people around.
While driving on the highway.
At the local landfill (dump).
On a bridge in a park in the afternoon.
On horse back.
In a gondola.

OK, i am officially turning into this right now

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/envy.jpg

Lolaleigh, you are definitely, unabashedly, conclusively a complete perve

 

[i_love_myself76]

OK I had to chime in since I have been known to do the werid and unusual

On a motorcyle while driving down the street in Daytona
IN a public pool surrounded by ppl
In the back coach seat of an airplane on my way back from Germany with my parents 3 rows up
In a strip club sitting my my slaves lap as a girl was dancing on mine
In a Macys dressing room
In my driveway on the car while neighbors watched ( course they called the cops and the officer who showed up ended up joining in)

there are more but too tired to think of any

 

[i_love_myself76]

and please excuse my spelling errors