Weirdest place to fuck

[sixfoot4]

Looking for the really weird places you've fucked in. I don't mean body places and 'back seat of car' doesn't hack it.
My example, but please outdo it.
Both married, the only place my wife's friend and I could fuck was in a small dress shop she ran. It had a large plate glass window. She would put the 'Closed' sign up. The inside of the shop was all open but with a corner not visible from the street. By pressing ourselves against a wall in this nook we could undress. The only space to fuck in not visible from the street was in this nook on the floor, just space for two copulating bodies. I'm 6ft 4 and she had to keep telling me to pull my leg back, or a naked lower leg on the floor would be visible from the street. She was one hot fuck. Orgasms were achieved.

 

[sixfoot4]

BUMP

 

[sixfoot4]

It is amazing that I experienced myself a similar incident, but with a woman I have been trying to get into her pants after she showed signs of wanting an interaction.

She owns a clothing boutique in a small uncovered shopping centre where the clinic I work at is located, and that's where I first met her, some 5 years ago while shopping for clothes. I go frequently to that boutique which carries Italian and French designer clothing. It is a small boutique about 100 sq.m. in area and she has an assistant working with her. She has seen me a number of times almost naked in the fitting cubicle, and commented on the stay-ups or stockings I was wearing and also on my bush underneath my panties. Our conversations within a short period of time became spicy and erotic talking about our husbands’ likings, and I flirted with her.

The boutique closes at 10pm, and one night I was there some 20 minutes before closure. She was surprised to see me as I never went there at that time. I guess she knew why I was there, as I felt she became nervous. There was no one in the boutique and I kissed her on the cheek and smiled at her and walked to the far end of the boutique and turned into a very short corridor which was used as a kitchenette. She followed me asking if I needed water or something to drink. I knew no one would enter that far into the boutique. She was behind me and I immediately turned around and pushed her against the side of a fridge, my body against hers and kissed her on the lips. She exclaimed "Mia" and turned her face to avoid further kissing. I rubbed myself on her for a while, while she attempted to push me away, and I managed to give her a very passionate kiss before I let go of her.

About 10 minutes later she closed the boutique and we were at a nearby café to talk about what she did with her husband, something we had pre-planned.

Thank you MiaAntonia, love it. More weird ones please!

 

[Mnkinkcpl]

I can think of two that fit. Both happened the same day. Some "friends" my wife and I were at a Renaissance festival and had been teasing each other for several hours when my wife pulled me into one of the handicapped porta John's. She sucked me until I was hard and then asked me to fuck her.

Just after dusk about an hour before the fair closed my wife another couple and I ducked into the falconing exhibit and spent half an hour playing on the stage.

 

[HoldYouDown]

Cemetery at night.

 

[LibertineDaddy]

Late teens.... 2nd cousin.... supply closet in furneral home at great-grandmother's funeral.

 

[J_Bone]

A few I can think of are side of a house during a pool party, 14th green of the golf course, and a shower stall of the women-only health club a GF worked at on coed day.

 

[cumonkelly]

I have an affinity for parking lots and being bent over a trunk or hood of a car.

 

[cubbyfire04]

Not fucking, but... An old girlfriend of mine was sitting on my shoulders in the crowd at a concert. I could feel her grinding herself on the back of my neck. She's a umm... shall we say, prolific squirter. She got herself off probably a half dozen times and when I finally put her down, my back and shoulders looked as if someone had thrown several drinks on me. Everyone knew what happened around me.

 

[sixfoot4]

Not fucking, but... An old girlfriend of mine was sitting on my shoulders in the crowd at a concert. I could feel her grinding herself on the back of my neck. She's a umm... shall we say, prolific squirter. She got herself off probably a half dozen times and when I finally put her down, my back and shoulders looked as if someone had thrown several drinks on me. Everyone knew what happened around me.

Similar. Lennard Cohen concert. London. She had cut out the bottom of her left hand skirt pocket. I fingered her pussy through the concert, right hand in the pocket. . She thrusting onto it. I was hard but we didn't go there. Afterwards, she told me she was so wet because the guy on her right knew full well what was going on.

 

[PallidaMors9]

I have an affinity for parking lots and being bent over a trunk or hood of a car.

You and me both
Hope you're well, Kelly

 

[storypost603]

Me and my girlfriend at the time, now wife did it in a Press box at the local high school football stadium. We were all alone but it was still pretty hot.

 

[travelenman]

On a footbridge over a main road in the city, good thing her hubby kept watch, and watched..

 

[Sassyunicorn]

Late teens.... 2nd cousin.... supply closet in furneral home at great-grandmother's funeral.

you win.

 

[ProdigalTrollop]

In a restroom at the Library of Congress

 

[HarryHill]

Porta potty at a state park.
A motel swimming pool in Vegas.

 

[stiv837]

Secluded swimming pool at South of the border many years ago. Mother in laws bed during a holiday party.

 

[sixfoot4]

Secluded swimming pool at South of the border many years ago. Mother in laws bed during a holiday party.

Confused. Mother in law was in the bed?

 

[Keloid57]

He fingered me in the middle of the "show room" in a hardware store. I met him there, knowing his wife and him where there shopping and I pretended to do the same. I allowed him to follow me to the show room and he out his fingers down my pants and finger fucked me until I came while his wife was two aisles
over. I've never been more aroused in my life. And I don't think I could do that again.

 

[sixfoot4]

Confused. Mother in law was in the bed

He fingered me in the middle of the "show room" in a hardware store. I met him there, knowing his wife and him where there shopping and I pretended to do the same. I allowed him to follow me to the show room and he out his fingers down my pants and finger fucked me until I came while his wife was two aisles
over. I've never been more aroused in my life. And I don't think I could do that again.

Wow! Noises were suppressed?

 

[Keloid57]

Wow! Noises were suppressed?

Yes, I faced him my mouth into his shoulder as he fingered me.

 

[stiv837]

Confused. Mother in law was in the bed?

No my mother in laws daughter , or as I call her my first wife. I have a few other names for her ,but I will just leave that go .

 

[sixfoot4]

No my mother in laws daughter , or as I call her my first wife. I have a few other names for her ,but I will just leave that go .

Being slow here...names for the MIL or for the first wife?

 

[stiv837]

The first wife , my mother in law was actually a nice person. I don't know how she raised such a cunt.

 

[sixfoot4]

The first wife , my mother in law was actually a nice person. I don't know how she raised such a cunt.

yes, research needed on how some partners change so much, not only in wanting sex, but characterwise as well, post marriage or permanent relationship, SO status.