Weird things to fuck yourself with - list them here...

[Sparky Kronkite]

toothbrush

ball peen hamer - the large end

teak splinter from the PT 109

just to name a few

how about you?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Butter knife.

 

[perks]

screwdriver handle
frozen hotdog
rubberduck
me

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

wow! Just thought of a...

frozen corn dog.

Man.

Been eatin' those lately.

 

[LittleLonghorn]

String cheese.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Now that's messy...

I mean...

You get it in your nails and all.

 

[LittleLonghorn]

A whisk.

 

[Tati]

bedpost finial

 

[Bluesboy2]

My psyco Ex-GF.

 

[handlebars69]

a penis....

 

[killallhippies]

vacuum cleaner w/ hose attachment + papertowel roll + duct tape.

 

[bknight2602]

screwdriver handle
frozen hotdog
rubberduck
me

Oh the frozen hot dog.

I remember one of the initiation activities.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[killallhippies]

That sounds more painful than pleasurable.

Did you end up with vacuum hickies on your dick?

no, but i still wouldn't recomend it.

 

[clitlicker469]

Popcicles

 

[Ham Murabi]

I'm not a mathematician in real life, but I play one on TV. And when I get constipated, I work it out with a pencil.

 

[hobbit.]

vacuum cleaner w/ hose attachment + papertowel roll + duct tape.

care should be taken when attaching duct tape, and i thought waxing hurt! not as much as removing the duct tape which had, I must say, formed a very impresive, almost air tight, seal around the base of the tube narrow (12mm) pvc electrical insulating tape has a much lower adhesion and is easier to remove resulting in less scaring and a quicker return of sensation to the affected areas.

 

[Nawtee]

a penis....

*Gasp!* Boy germs!

 

[hobbit.]

There are a range of vegetables well suited to this topic, but i find one of the best things to Fuck yourself with is a credit card. I got well fucked by my credit company many times i think the earth moved for them more than it did for me though.

 

[Starblayde]

Sparky Kronkite.



Thats a pretty damn weird thing to fuck myself with.

 

[nitengale]

I wondered if Sparky still hung here...