Weird things that make you think….mmmm, sex!

[Emilymcplugger]

So as I get to the end of Part 1 of THE PROCESS I thought I’d completely procrastinate by discussing two things that always make me feel somewhat sexy even though they don’t have anything to do with sex.

The first is an obvious one and it’s the pulling down of the cellophane down a cucumber, we’ve all got that vibe from that one.

But the other is when I swirl my tongue around the lid of my yoghurt drink to get the stuff out of the plastic.

What things do you make you feel like that?

 

[HeatherNether]

Any ride that has an up and down or bouncy component to it.

 

[BusDee276]

Shaking the ketchup bottle

 

[HeatherNether]

Any ride in particular?

Omg it's messed up but have you ever been on Dinosaur at Disney World? Lots of herky jerky - not even necessarily what you would think of for this, but it gets me thinking every time.

 

[Altissimus]

Eating a banana.

 

[MrPixel]

Changing the sheets on the bed, especially the pillowcases. We laugh every time we do it, my wife recalling one of her long-ago boyfriends who learned the difficult way that you don't unroll the condom before putting it on, then getting soft while struggling with it.

 

[NoTalentHack]

The way my wife can still laugh and smile even after we've been dealing with the kids all day when they're being especially difficult. There's nothing inherently sexual about it, but it's a reminder why I married her and why I love her, that kind of goodhearted resilience. There's such a warmth there that I can't help but feel just enormously grateful to be with her, and then I want to show her exactly how grateful I am by appreciating... other reasons I married her.

 

[NoTalentHack]

For a less romantic take, new carpet and the attendant fuzz. When I moved into my first apartment, they had just laid new carpet down; probably to hide the bloodstains, knowing that place. I had no furniture yet, but, you know, two 20-somethings in a new apartment. I was picking carpet fuzz out of her hair for the rest of the evening after that and had rugburn on my knees for days.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

I love cooking.

Homemade Mac’ and cheese. I’ll say no more…

 

[MrPixel]

had rugburn on my knees for days.

Haven't we all been there?

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Wherever the cat sits on my lap and purrs... I hope it's not a bestiality thing.

I keep telling you, man. Lay-off the cat f….

 

[WyreBendr0417]

Taco night.