Isabella Thorne
Saucy Ambassador of Tarty Foreign Affairs
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oh man .... are these for real??? ... lmao ... no seriously ...
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a
couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their
horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed
to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister,
according to an Illinois state law.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex
on city streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed
to have sex without a permit.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while
watching two people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex
with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a
truck driver inside a tollbooth.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having
sex on the city's airport property.
In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of
beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a
saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three
pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to
provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest.
According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are
wearing the nightshirts.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple
should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle,
unless their car has curtains.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while
his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a
couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their
horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed
to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister,
according to an Illinois state law.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex
on city streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed
to have sex without a permit.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while
watching two people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex
with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a
truck driver inside a tollbooth.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having
sex on the city's airport property.
In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of
beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a
saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three
pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to
provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest.
According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are
wearing the nightshirts.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple
should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle,
unless their car has curtains.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while
his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
