weird masturbation

[theborg81]

Hi,

Was wondering if anyone has any weird or unusual ways to masturbate. Once used a milk carton to masturbate. Found that the handle hole was just wide enough to get my cock in. started fucking it, and cam the hardest i have ever done. Anyone else have any others, men or women. Pics would be great. hope to put up of me later this week.

Hopefully no one think this is weird, did it when i was fourteen and horny as hell.

Theborg81

 

[MysticSwing]

I'm not downing you for your masturbation techniques, I think it's great when one can use eveyday items while "playing"... (I know I have! )

BUT.... You said "you hoped no one thought it was weird, and that you did it when you were 14 and horney as hell." ~~ You also said you hoped to "put up a picture of you fucking a milk carton later this week.".... In a sense, you blamed your sexual encounter with a milk carton on being young, yet you plan to do it again next week? Hrm.... How old ARE you? 15?
Or.... are you just working on reliving those wonderful childhood memories?

 

[model_estelle]

i find...

I find that there is just enough water pressure from the tub- when the water is coming down...it is kind of like a vibrator- but it only works if there is ALOT of pressure.. hope someone will try this

 

[c.fey]

the...

massaging pull down shower head is a goddess send
But that is not that uncommon.....

Once when I was in my warm, cozy greenhouse tranplanting some baby tomatoes....I got the urge...and a clean thick handled trowel presented itself and was a wonderful tool to bring me to a cascading orgasm. Needless to say, my tomatoes were the best that summer..........

 

[Wildbilly1949]

Estell... like this

Oh the wonders......

 

[Wildbilly1949]

Estell... like this..more

Oh i love to see pleasure.

 

[FatSlut]

shower heads were surely invented by a knowing woman

 

[bharman4102]

Re: Estell... like this

Oh the wonders......

Amazing pic! i used to hav a gf who let me watch her do that a couple times, sometimes when i'm about to start the shower and i feel the water temp and the pressure, i STILL think of her....serious effect that had on me!

 

[Jabo 69]

Weird Fuckin

I ain't never fucked a milk carton but I have ravished a hot watermelon a few times..I used to find one that had been lying in the hot sun for awhile-cut a hole in it and pour the hard dick to it.Damn, that was good fuckin..I use to cum like crazy doing that.
Only drawback-be careful as Hell of those black seeds.If you get one in your cockslit it can hurt like Hell.




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[theborg81]

Hi,

Sorry, about the miss communiccation. Did not mean to post a pic of me fucking a milk carton but a pick of me. Great ideas everyone, never thought about the watermelon, any other ideas. Love the pics that have been posted.

Theborg81

 

[model_estelle]

VERY GOOD

Very good fellow ladies...nice to know i am not the ONLY one... and very nice pictures...they even get ME going!!

 

[majinbuu1234]

I love masturbating with my shower head. They give me the most relaxing and intense orgasms of all my other techniques. I would love to try masturbating with a women in the shower sometime.

 

[model_estelle]

you should...

Id like to try that myself!

 

[majinbuu1234]

WOW!

Great pic Estelle! You should put up more. I wanna learn how to masturbate a women, so I could do it to my girlfriend as she masturbates me. Its a great turn on for me when someone else jerks me off.

 

[Wildbilly1949]

tub masturbation

I guess the reason I love the tub faucet masturbation technique is that a nurse I dated showed me this as we too a bath. She lay between my legs and laid her head on my chest and put her legs up the wall. I cupped her breast and pulled and pinched her nipples and she started moaning and went off to that place where words become a language of that climax syntax that only the ones lucky enough to visit understand.

 

[goddess]

I love the water masterbation technique. The orgasm usually happens pretty fast too. So when you don't have much time and want to get off. Take the faucet fiixture off and you can get a more direct stream of water and it will go farther and you can lay all the way back in the tub and truly relax whille you get extreme pleasure. I highly recommend it.

 

[majinbuu1234]

Dam that must of been hot to of seen your girlfriend masturbate right in front of you like that. A similar incident happened to me. My girlfriend was taking a shower so I got undressed and got in with her. I came up behind her and grabbed her breasts and started talking really dirty to her. She soaped up my cock and started jerking me off. It felt amazing, but I wish I could of masturbated her too. Too bad I don't know how .

 

[DDebby]

This is only a little unusual

 

[DDebby]

unususal also

 

[drunkman]

Hey,
I find what is real good is if u fill a freezer bag up with lube like Vassaline and then slide ya dick into it then place the bag and the dick between the matrees and the bottom bit of a two layer bed and fuk the bag feels very good.
Or peel a Bananna and fuk the skin buy holding it over the lenght of your cock. Man masturbation is so great =).

 

[Wildbilly1949]

My toy

This is what i ordered as a lark but the joke was on me as it was better that some real lovers i have had. LOL Go figure...........













http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/moreinfo.cfm?Product_ID=27

 

[Gilly Bean]

God, now I want to masturbate....




Ok, my first technique, one I discovered waaaaaaay back when, is to use the handle of a butter knife. It has to have some texture to it. Anyway, when I first started learning, I wanted to have something I could stick in me, and I found that. It didn't work that way, but I found my clit that day, and rubbing the knife handle against it felt amazing. I still use that.



My other one is the water one Absolutly heaven!

 

[glamorilla]

shower heads were surely invented by a knowing woman

LOL! Trust me...guys are not above shower head massages...

I posted this when i first signed on...true story:


Back when i was in the seventh grade I got an erection during English class...don't ask me how but i discovered that if I leaned my chair back far enough and just kinda pressed the desk down a little back and forth the rubbing would create the most orgasmic sensations thru my pants to a point where i got so completely lost in it i sort of came in my pants and when the desk slammed back down everyone was just staring at me in shock...My teacher explained it as I fell asleep and fell out of my chair and I got detention for it.

 

[majinbuu1234]

Back in 8th grade, I used to have a pair of pants with a hole in the right pocket. So in class, I use to stick my hands in my pocket and masturbate while fantasizing about some hot girl. I use to get a little carried away and people would see me and ask what I was doing lol. I would just tell them I was looking for something.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Back in 8th grade, I used to have a pair of pants with a hole in the right pocket. So in class, I use to stick my hands in my pocket and masturbate while fantasizing about some hot girl. I use to get a little carried away and people would see me and ask what I was doing lol. I would just tell them I was looking for something.

Pocket Pool !!!!!