mrtnmoon
I am the fact decider...
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I have been having some really weird dreams lately.
the other night I dreamed that I was with my family at a wendy's fast food place. I pushed mom in her wheelchair around to where everyone else was sitting, and then it was time for me to go get ready to clock in. (no, I don't work at wendy's... first sign of weirdness.)
I was walking down the hallway looking at my tie. I couldn't understand why I was wearing a tie, because I usually where a long white apron at work (that part is real). I stood by the time clock in the breakroom, waiting, looking in the mirror and wondering about this fucking tie and realized I had to take a leak before I started work.
I went to the restroom and while I was washing my hands david hasselhoff came in. I'm thinking, "what the fuck is david hasselhoff doing at wendy's?" but before I could say anything, we hear gunshots.
I said, "are you really one of those hero types, or is it all an act for tv?"
I forget exactly what he said.... it was something like, "it's not just an act," or something like that and I said, "let's go."
he went out of the restroom first.... we turned to walk down the hallway to the dining area and a woman came running around the corner at the other end followed by a man shooting at her. me and "the hoff" ducked back on either side of the doorway.
the woman ran into the breakroom. she kind of ran around the corner and then the guy chasing her was there. hasselhoff pushed him hard towards me and I kind of tackled him as the gun went flying. ol' mitch baywatch picked up the gun and me and the other dude were laying on the floor and I was just kicking him in the face as hard as I could, over and over. I could hear bones breaking.
hasselhoff puts him arm around the woman's shoulders, says, "come on, you don't need to see this," and lead her out of the room.
that's when I woke up.
anyone got any weird dreams of their own they want to share?
the other night I dreamed that I was with my family at a wendy's fast food place. I pushed mom in her wheelchair around to where everyone else was sitting, and then it was time for me to go get ready to clock in. (no, I don't work at wendy's... first sign of weirdness.)
I was walking down the hallway looking at my tie. I couldn't understand why I was wearing a tie, because I usually where a long white apron at work (that part is real). I stood by the time clock in the breakroom, waiting, looking in the mirror and wondering about this fucking tie and realized I had to take a leak before I started work.
I went to the restroom and while I was washing my hands david hasselhoff came in. I'm thinking, "what the fuck is david hasselhoff doing at wendy's?" but before I could say anything, we hear gunshots.
I said, "are you really one of those hero types, or is it all an act for tv?"
I forget exactly what he said.... it was something like, "it's not just an act," or something like that and I said, "let's go."
he went out of the restroom first.... we turned to walk down the hallway to the dining area and a woman came running around the corner at the other end followed by a man shooting at her. me and "the hoff" ducked back on either side of the doorway.
the woman ran into the breakroom. she kind of ran around the corner and then the guy chasing her was there. hasselhoff pushed him hard towards me and I kind of tackled him as the gun went flying. ol' mitch baywatch picked up the gun and me and the other dude were laying on the floor and I was just kicking him in the face as hard as I could, over and over. I could hear bones breaking.
hasselhoff puts him arm around the woman's shoulders, says, "come on, you don't need to see this," and lead her out of the room.
that's when I woke up.
anyone got any weird dreams of their own they want to share?
