Weird, but I can see the potential for some

[Homburg]

Bizarro-world article

"Japanese men brought to their knees by angry housewives"... this headline brought to you by the makers of the Tenshi no Hizamakura, literally "Angels Knee Pillow", designed to reduce the distance from the fountain
to the pool by bringing proud men to their knees. I ask you, how could they stoop so low?

But you really need to visit the links to see the truly hilarious illustrations that I assume were provided by the manufacturer.

We can also ask WHY this humiliating device is necessary in the first place. Here comes the science: according to the manufacturer, House Doctor, urination from a certain height results in hundreds of droplets of spray & splash being ejected from the toilet bowl - yes, they actually COUNTED the droplets - and in Japanese households it's the wife who gets to perform cleanup duties.

Naturally, the ladies are pissed... and when a Japanese woman is confronted with a messy bathroom, you can bet urine trouble. The Tenshi no Hizamakura is the answer to a Japanese woman's dreams (and the cause of Japanese men's nightmares).

As I'm reading this, and snickering at the language choices, I realised that many of those among us could find creative uses for this. Or, hell, just enjoyment out of using the product as intended.

The illustrations just kill me. The little angel blessing the peeing bench is just too much.

 

[Shankara20]

I realised that many of those among us could find creative uses for this.

I know my mind (perverted thing that it is) went other places right away....

 

[Homburg]

I know my mind (perverted thing that it is) went other places right away....

I knew you'd get ideas from it. I aaaalmost posted this in your thread for that reason alone.

 

[DiscusDave]

The other uses I'm sure flood into just about anyone's mind who sees this. I just thought of it as funny since there is a correlation between kneeling being a religious position anyway, the angels just put it over the top.

But does that mean I've pissing in a blasphemous toilet all along though?

I think though this could take on some steam in the BDSM world. Kneeling holds such submissive connotations, that I could definitely see some Dommes utilizing this and forcing their little man-slave to kneel when pissing. Add another idea to a Domme's repertoire and I'm sure they'll be much appreciative.

 

[Netzach]

Mine pee sitting, but I didn't have to arm twist, they're fussy and neatnik.

However, I *can* think of applications for that.

Hell, even for me for innocuous purposes, I have torn cartilege.

 

[DiscusDave]

Those cushions do look comfy...

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

<laughs> That article just had me grinning the whole way through. I can see how it is a practicle item though. I like the look of the more expensive one more. Would this not be useful for a sub who has issues kneeling on the floor?