Weird Assed Date

Problem Child said:
riff-

Eight words for you: Jenna Jameson realistic life-like pussy and anus.

Just a suggestion intended to uncomplicate your life.

Don't have to talk to her, or listen to her. Damn shame she can't cook.

Ishmael
 
Problem Child said:
riff-

Eight words for you: Jenna Jameson realistic life-like pussy and anus.

Just a suggestion intended to uncomplicate your life.

point taken. :)
 
I don't understand... you never did tell us what you started out with...

What I want to know is...

Just how weird is her ass? Octagon shaped? What's the deal?
 
Her ass is fine. It's her head and heart. It's a mess from my point of view.

When she said, "my husband" in the parking lot at the music store I should have dropped it. Never should have gone there in the first place.

Oh fuck. I need a wife, or a steady girlfriend, or something.

But I am an emotional cripple in my own right. All I can say is thank god I am in therapy. I NEED IT.

~laughing without undercutting seriousness~
 
Sorry to make light of it Riff, sometimes that's all there is to say. I'm not one to talk or give advice in this situation.

It seems you already know what the right thing to do is.
 
Riff from reading the posts it appears you know what the correct decision is. Messing with married women is not good, unless your married to them. Ya never know, someday your future wife may be in a store somewhere and run into someone........well you know. What goes round comes round...
 
bored1 said:
Riff from reading the posts it appears you know what the correct decision is. Messing with married women is not good, unless your married to them. Ya never know, someday your future wife may be in a store somewhere and run into someone........well you know. What goes round comes round...

Amen, brother. Amen.
 
*annoyed*

You know, Riff, you should have talked to me before you took it to the board. I can do more with shish kabob skewers than cook meat and fruit on them. Why do you think I have metals ones?

And I DON'T LIE TO MY THERAPIST!
 
I don't lie to her either. I even came clean to her about smoking pot and all of my lit shit. She knows everything about me, and now I am gonna have to tell her all of this stuff.

Why did I open my big mouth?
She knows I don't take rejection well (therapist) and she knows I have totally ignored the red flags that told me to haul ass in the past. And that I ignored the warnings because my fantasy was more important than reality.

And she says to me, "You want to change other people but you don't want anyone changing you."

I am working on it, KM. I am working on it.
 
As long as you know how to keep them at bay when they offer to leave their husbands for you?

Married women are probably more than the average person wants to handle, unless everyone knows exactly what the other wants...

But who's to say the people here are average, I sure won't! I'd say they're some kind of special - the kinky kind (excellent)!!!!!
 
riff said:
Don't want no married woman.

Good man Riff. I was on the recieving end of one of those relationships. Totally sucks. I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy.

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:


Good man Riff. I was on the recieving end of one of those relationships. Totally sucks. I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy.

Ishmael

Married woman....married man, either way, sucks when you're on the receiving end.

Tantanah
 
Tantanah said:


Married woman....married man, either way, sucks when you're on the receiving end.

Tantanah
I'll second that comment:(
 
KillerMuffin said:
Oh my god.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I always knew I meet someone from Lit, but. . .
Shit!

Guys, if the Stud asks, I was here all night.

i don't think it's the husband you have to worry about, Riff...
 
KillerMuffin said:
*annoyed*

You know, Riff, you should have talked to me before you took it to the board. I can do more with shish kabob skewers than cook meat and fruit on them. Why do you think I have metals ones?

And I DON'T LIE TO MY THERAPIST!

see? she's violent, moody, and she owns some damn fine weapons, not to mention that killer ass of hers.

yup. KillerAssMuffin.
 
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