Weekend Hollywood Hypothetical Thread

Rumple Foreskin

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About 100% of the posters on the AV thread have been telling sweetnpetite she resembles Drew Barrymore. That got the old Rumple into one of his infrequent spasms of thinking.

Here's the hypothetical question: If Hollywood was going to make a movie about your life, who would you want to play the part of you? A second question the more pessimistic/realistic might also wish to consider is, your choice be damned, who do think they'd actually pick?

It doesn't have to be someone who resembles you, is the same sex/race/age/etc. or even alive. This is an equal opportunity thread. Just because an actor is dead in their grave and pushing up flowers doesn't mean they aren't eligible.

My choice would be Jack Nicholson

Hollywood's pick would probably be the late, great Slim Pickens

Rumple (Hurry for Hollywood) Foreskin :cool:
 
Really, really cool question! (where's my coffee?)

Um, I would probably pick someone like Julia Roberts. Someone with a flair for comedy.

Hollywood would probably pick Jeanine Garafolo.
 
LOL.. i would pick marilyn monroe/nicole kiddman/renee zellwiger.. really, yum!

hollywood might pick rosanne barr or similarly annoying actress (hrm she did try to act).
 
cloudy said:
Really, really cool question! (where's my coffee?)

Um, I would probably pick someone like Julia Roberts. Someone with a flair for comedy.

Hollywood would probably pick Jeanine Garafolo.

damn.. they are both hot and talented.. specially jeanie.. anyone who can make me laugh like she does has my vote for sure!
 
Rumple Foreskin said:


Here's the hypothetical question: If Hollywood was going to make a movie about your life, who would you want to play the part of you? A second question the more pessimistic/realistic might also wish to consider is, your choice be damned, who do think they'd actually pick?

It doesn't have to be someone who resembles you, is the same sex/race/age/etc. or even alive. This is an equal opportunity thread. Just because an actor is dead in their grave and pushing up flowers doesn't mean they aren't eligible.

My choice would be Jack Nicholson

Hollywood's pick would probably be the late, great Slim Pickens

Rumple (Hurry for Hollywood) Foreskin :cool:

:D Hm, interesting question. LOL. Personally, I'd be happy if anyone wanted to make a film outta my life, as long as they didn't cast Woody Allen as me, I wouldn't complain.
 
Hm, interesting question. LOL. Personally, I'd be happy if anyone wanted to make a film outta my life, as long as they didn't cast Woody Allen as me, I wouldn't complain.
CHICKEN!

Really, really cool question! (where's my coffee?)
Thank you. The coffee's in the mug next to my keyboard. It's a Saturday mixture of two parts Community Coffee (the official coffee of Louisiana) Rios beans to one part choc. almadine.

Rumple (slurp) Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Thank you. The coffee's in the mug next to my keyboard. It's a Saturday mixture of two parts Community Coffee (the official coffee of Louisiana) Rios beans to one part choc. almadine.

Rumple (slurp) Foreskin :cool:

Sounds good - on my way!
 
I'd pick Kevin Spacey. Not because he resembles me but he could very well resemble my personality and character traits. Plus he is one of my favourite actors. :)

Snoopy
 
She's Brazilian, but for my age now I'd choose Sônia Braga. Have no idea what H'wood might choose as there is still a dearth of Latina/Mexicana actresses. Fantasy-wise, I'd choose the late and great Anna Magnani or Maria Callas; I believe we shared our passion for love and men.

It would be fun to choose who would play my husbands and lovers, but probably I'd have to look to dead actors (no black humour intended).

Perdita
 
I would choose Jeanine Garafolo.

Hollywood would choose Jeanine Garafolo.

My family would choose Atilla the Hun.
 
I know she hasn't made it to Hollywood, but I'd choose Dawn French.

Hollywood would choose Jim Carey. :rolleyes:

Lou
 
I'd choose Vanessa Paradis.

Og would choose Francoise Hardy. He's had a hard on for her since he met her in the 1960s.

Jeanne
 
Tatelou said:
I know she hasn't made it to Hollywood, but I'd choose Dawn French.

Hollywood would choose Jim Carey. :rolleyes:

Lou

Edited, to embellish a little: It's cos of the many weird and not-so-wonderful faces I pull, in a variety of different circumstances. :p

Oh bollocks, so I didn't hit "Edit" I hit "Quote" instead. Doh!

Lou :rolleyes:
 
Tatelou said:
I know she hasn't made it to Hollywood, but I'd choose Dawn French.

If you get Dawn, then I want Jennifer Saunders, she would definitly be able to show my manic side....lol.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
If you get Dawn, then I want Jennifer Saunders, she would definitly be able to show my manic side....lol.

Sounds great to me. I'd love to have a double act thing going on with you. ;)

Lou :p
 
Tatelou said:
Sounds great to me. I'd love to have a double act thing going on with you. ;)

Lou :p

I would be like,,,,,,,,Two women, one mind on the opposite ends of the Atlantic......lol.:)

~A~:kiss:
 
Tatelou said:
Sounds great to me. I'd love to have a double act thing going on with you. ;)

Lou :p

I'd play Saffy, but I'd find it hard to be that earnest and disgusted.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
If you get Dawn, then I want Jennifer Saunders, she would definitly be able to show my manic side....lol.

ABS follow my sig will ya and see who I remind you of, cause I can't think for the life of me if there's anyone remotely like me. lol

Carl

ps I'm unique. lol
 
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Carl East said:
ABS follow my sig will ya and see who I remind you of, cause I can't think for the life of me if there's anyone remotely like me. lol

Carl

ps I'm unique. lol

Godamn If you arent British...give me a few!!!
 
Well, if we are doing Ab Fab characters, I'd have to be Patsy (as Dawn wasn't in it, although she was in, and wrote with Jen, the original sketch which inspired the series).

Yep, I'll be Patsy. I can play the drugged up, drunken tart very well. :D

Cloudy: Saffy. LOL

Honey: Bubbles LOL!!!

Lou :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Godamn If you arent British...give me a few!!!

I seriously can't think of anyone that looks like me, perhaps my celebrity isn't a star yet. lol

Carl
 
Carl East said:
I seriously can't think of anyone that looks like me, perhaps my celebrity isn't a star yet. lol

Carl

Maybe by the looks of your AV we should be shooting for a porn star......LOL:p
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Maybe by the looks of your AV we should be shooting for a porn star......LOL:p

Oh now you're talking, in that case John Holmes. lol

Carl
 
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