Wednesday I will be 35,794 days old! What???

[Tryharder62]

I'm only claiming 7.15 in dog years. Damn 50 years went fast. Funny what I imagined I would be doing at 50 is so far from what I am doing. Dang, I got my application for an AARP card. LOL

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Apparently becoming old doesn't help your math skills.

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh damn I just took it off a funny sign on the 50 page of the internet. Lazy. Who checks that kind of thing anyway? There is no trust and love here??????LOL

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Oh damn I just took it off a funny sign on the 50 page of the internet. Lazy. Who checks that kind of thing anyway? There is no trust and love here??????LOL

I trust no one!

I don't know what kind of sick game you're up to here, but I had to put a stop to it at once.

People could have gotten hurt.

 

[jezzilee]

I trust no one!

I don't know what kind of sick game you're up to here, but I had to put a stop to it at once.

People could have gotten hurt.

you're kind of a bitch...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

you're kind of a bitch...

Eat my asshole.

 

[Tryharder62]

Eat my asshole.

Could I get a piece of cake instead?

 

[jezzilee]

Eat my asshole.

You SO wish.

 

[phrodeau]

According to the Gregorian calendar, the day you turn 50 years old you will have lived 18,263 days. That's 365 x 50 plus 13 leap days.

 

[richard_daily]

Maybe the dog years somehow screwed up the math?!?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Could I get a piece of cake instead?

I tell you what, you seem like a nice lady, and this is a momentous birthday for you. I'll put frosting on my asshole.

You SO wish.

I SO do.

 

[Aquagal]

Happy Birthday!

 

[phrodeau]

35,794 days is nearly exactly 98 years.

 

[Tryharder62]

35,794 days is nearly exactly 98 years.

Does that mean I'm younger than I thought? lol (Do you think I can find that sign now?)

 

[Noor]

Happy Birthday in 1.25 hrs CST!

 

[OldJourno]

35,794 days is nearly exactly 98 years.

OK, so he's lying about his age.

 

[girlsmiley]

Happy birthday lady!

 

[butters]

Happy Middle Ages, Tryharder!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Happy B Day!

 

[Lyricalli]

I'm only claiming 7.15 in dog years. Damn 50 years went fast. Funny what I imagined I would be doing at 50 is so far from what I am doing. Dang, I got my application for an AARP card. LOL

I've been getting those applications since just about the time my father turned 50. One of the 'perks' of having a name that's one letter different from his.

Hope you have a happy birthday. Won't be long before I'll be getting an application that I can actually send in, too.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lyric Ali is your dad?

 

[MichaelinChina]

You'd think they'd come up with an app that sits on your desktop and tells you the number of days you've managed to survive, something akin to the post count here.

Just ruminatin', fuck the maths, I say. But most of you'd say 'math' right?

 

[pete]

happy birthday !

its hot tub time!
http://tittyblog.com/titties/erosblog-hot-wet-hot-tubbing-titties.jpg

 

[MichaelinChina]

Does Pete (on ignore) still have huge images in his sig?

 

[pete]

Does Pete (on ignore) still have huge images in his sig?

why yes, yes he does