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silverwhisper

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"fisting and god's will": my nominee for today. it's complete w/ a scriptural citation! granted, it's the song of solomon, but still...

what such pages have you encountered online?

ed
 
Listers dipping into the Holy wine have got to be behind this. The site is hilarious!

*goes to read about 'Threesomes in the Christian marriage'*
 
Amazing how people will construe texts to justify their proclivities and rid themselves of guilt.

It's so pretty that the couple experiences god's divine love and even "symbolically re-enact the moment of truth" at Christ's resurrection when the husband fists his wife, yet before the wife can return the favor, the two must pray and ensure that he's man enough to take it.
 
Is it all realistic or metaphor? Maybe the burning bush wasn't actually a tree on fire, but actually Moses had a bad case of crabs? Talk about being taught not to covet they neighbor's wife! :cool:
 
quoll said:
This comes under the "it was only a matter of time "category.


lol quoll I saw an interent 'connected' toy in my fav sex shop a while ago....*and for the curious of heart...no I didn't buy it ;)*
 
wicked woman said:
lol quoll I saw an interent 'connected' toy in my fav sex shop a while ago....*and for the curious of heart...no I didn't buy it ;)*
WW, if I were curious it wouldn't be my heart that was the focus.
 
midwestyankee said:
WW, if I were curious it wouldn't be my heart that was the focus.


and we know you're such a curious beast :D

*damn and my kids asked what I wanted for Xmas too*
 
wicked woman said:
and we know you're such a curious beast :D

*damn and my kids asked what I wanted for Xmas too*
They say that curiosity killed the cat, but I think it might be just the thing to revive a pussy. :devil:
 
midwestyankee said:
They say that curiosity killed the cat, but I think it might be just the thing to revive a pussy. :devil:


Too busy LOL at your AV....poor Santa...what did he do to get that black ball? :confused:



Good thing I'm not a cat...I'd have gone through my 9 lives by now....as for a pussy :catroar:
 
quoll said:
This comes under the "it was only a matter of time "category.
Interesting, but I want one that I can control wirelessly. Imagine, sending the wife to work wearing some kind of micro vibe thingy, then being able to just randomly type a command into my PC. Still I may need to buy one of these just so I can say I made her cum over the internet. In the kind of geek circles I normally run in, this could bestow near godlike status on me. :nana:

Sad but true. :cool:
 
TBKahuna123 said:
Interesting, but I want one that I can control wirelessly. Imagine, sending the wife to work wearing some kind of micro vibe thingy, then being able to just randomly type a command into my PC. Still I may need to buy one of these just so I can say I made her cum over the internet. In the kind of geek circles I normally run in, this could bestow near godlike status on me. :nana:

Sad but true. :cool:
I don't recall exactly where, but I have seen one that can be controlled by cellphone. Maybe google is your (and your wife's) best friend. :p
 
midwestyankee said:
I don't recall exactly where, but I have seen one that can be controlled by cellphone. Maybe google is your (and your wife's) best friend. :p

Done, and done. The Cellphone Activated Vibe is here ...
 
ummm
I never thought I'd do this but I ended up doing it

digital-sodomy.com
supprising still work safe

I still dont know why :rolleyes:
 
silverwhisper said:
"fisting and god's will": my nominee for today. it's complete w/ a scriptural citation! granted, it's the song of solomon, but still...

what such pages have you encountered online?

ed

One of the other articles says that FFM threesomes are OK as long as the second woman isn't married. On the other hand MMF threesomes are not OK because while lesbianism isn't a bad thing, being gay is. Also adultery only counts if it is a man sleeping with another man's wife.

Overall, I think the article was much too long to say one simple thing... There is nothing in the bible that says its a bad thing, so if you want to do it, then do it.
 
5pintshefound said:
heres one... i ran across this a year or so ago... just whatevery woman needs. a vulva purse. :cool: :confused:



http://users.resist.ca/~kirstena/pagetothineownvulva.html


haha make sure to check out the link to the vaginalady on that page..

I thought that was going to be a purse kept in the vagina, not one shaped like a vagina. I saw a video of something like that before, basically a little egg shaped device that can be inserted into the vagina to keep a spare key or cab fare, or even a condom.
 
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