Wearing Underwear To Church Is The New Sin

[Ishmael]

I was 12.

That wasn't the question.

Ishmael

 

[RawHumor]

"And also, we need different women to sit in the front row starting next week."

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://taildom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/image_2.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

That pastor is a bit behind!
At my confirmation, 33 years ago, our priest removed our underwear for us girls before the ceremony himself.

#neverwentintoanychurchagain

The Lord puts the moves on in mysterious ways.

 

[FGB]

Pastor Orders Female Members To Remove Underwear So God Can Enter Their Bodies

Oh My!

Sounds like a seeking Deacon to me!

 

[warrior queen]

And the lit pervs move overtly!
Talk about making what was a traumatic and confusing experience into wank-fodder.
The pm's are coming already

My post was more about the nasty, paedophilic ways of clergy and less about tittilating someone's desires.
I may have to turn pm's off

 

[Magicscreen2]

The Lord puts the moves on in mysterious ways.

Indeed.

 

[neci]

i dislike underware, but there are occasions.

 

[neci]

lately i've enjoyed lace wrapped fuckings.

 

[Lancecastor]

lately i've enjoyed lace wrapped fuckings.

Soiling the doilies, are we?

 

[OjosMojo]

Proof there is no sicker prick out there than a 'man of god'

I wonder what the age cut off is or if he wants little girls to not wear underwear either

#hellisfullofgodschosen

STOP IT

 

[OjosMojo]

And the lit pervs move overtly!
Talk about making what was a traumatic and confusing experience into wank-fodder.
The pm's are coming already

My post was more about the nasty, paedophilic ways of clergy and less about tittilating someone's desires.
I may have to turn pm's off

STOP IT

 

[about_average]

And...

http://gadling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/back.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

Members of the Church of the Naked Jesus have no problems with this.

Members of the Church of Daniel Christ are probably okay too.

It's those followers of Saul/Paul that cause trouble.

They disrespect their birthday suits.

Heathens.

 

[Aglaopheme]

So, it's like the opposite of the manic underwear?

 

[Busybody]

http://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/miniskirts-326x235.jpg?w=326&h=235they should wear burlap sacks

head t toe

PUKE

 

[Saint Peter]

Church Clothes.



The more the Mary-er.

 

[Busybody]

Pastor Orders Female Members To Remove Underwear So God Can Enter Their Bodies

Oh My!

it took your computer TWO yr to thaw out?

 

[Brollyanna]

STOP IT

STOP IT

God* is all seeing




* Eyer**


** Laurel?

 

[Lancecastor]

Devil inside, devil inside....

 

[phrodeau]

Apparently it's been common since The Beginning.

Exodus 20:26 Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy nakedness be not discovered thereon.

 

[pensivepoet]

The choir sang "O Cum All Ye Faithful"
And the people said, "Amen!"

 

[Lancecastor]

And on the seventh day, all women of child-bearing years shall removeth all thy body hair and attach thy holy nipple clamps, and assume the position.

His mighty meat rod shall comfort all grrls who give themselves to the Lord thy Lance and he shall fill them with his creamy goo, and their flesh vessels shall squirt redemption, in thy names sake.

Amen

 

[Magnetron]

Folks, give it a rest already and call it a night.

It's pastor bedtime.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought that preachers gave communion orally...