Wearing Underwear To Church Is The New Sin

[thør]

Pastor Orders Female Members To Remove Underwear So God Can Enter Their Bodies

Oh My!

 

[Lancecastor]

Pastor Orders Female Members To Remove Underwear So God Can Enter Their Bodies

Oh My!

I believe!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Seems totally legit.

 

[thør]

Seems totally natural.

 

[lovecraft68]

Proof there is no sicker prick out there than a 'man of god'

I wonder what the age cut off is or if he wants little girls to not wear underwear either

#hellisfullofgodschosen

 

[lovetoread]

I'm convinced. No more panties.

 

[M. Jordan]

I wonder if "God" looks suspiciously like the pastor?

 

[Liar]

Now, that's a euphemism and a half.

 

[Violette_Elan]

Do men have to go commando too?

 

[Lancecastor]

Proof there is no sicker prick out there than a 'man of god'

I wonder what the age cut off is or if he wants little girls to not wear underwear either

#hellisfullofgodschosen

Quoted.

 

[thør]

Do men have to go commando too?

Why would God want to enter them, He's not gay!

 

[toubab]

Then the pastor said God can do all things. Then he corrected himself. He said God can do all things except dealing with bras and panties. Other than that, God can do all things.

 

[Wrong Element]

This is why I like being a Catholic. You never hear about this freaky shit with us.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

This is why I like being a Catholic. You never hear about this freaky shit with us.

Ha!!!

 

[Violette_Elan]

That pastor gets a great view!

 

[Sean]

"Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church"

Whut?

 

[Pairaclities]

"Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church"

Whut?

Yeah, that's what I thought too when I read it.

It must be that members are "propelled" to their final destination - into the waiting arms of Jesus!

 

[RoryN]

What is this "sin" stuff people speak of?

 

[Ishmael]

Kenyan huh? In a bizarre way it all makes sense.

Ishmael

 

[about_average]

"Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church"

Whut?

So named in memory of the Ascension
http://todayinsci.com/Events/Patent/PropellerBeanieDuBois300px.jpg

 

[about_average]

What his congregants don't realize is that not only can jesus not get past knickers, he also can't get passed crossed legs.
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/1655990_863228437037401_1225645515_n.jpg?oh=d51fb3a4b25b964a742a6b33440c3607&oe=573F66AD

 

[Ishmael]

Apparently the Pastor has figured out the answer to the old "irresistible force vs. the immovable object" dilemma.

Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

That pastor is a bit behind!
At my confirmation, 33 years ago, our priest removed our underwear for us girls before the ceremony himself.

#neverwentintoanychurchagain

 

[Ishmael]

That pastor is a bit behind!
At my confirmation, 33 years ago, our priest removed our underwear for us girls before the ceremony himself.

#neverwentintoanychurchagain

Did you shave for the occasion?

Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

Did you shave for the occasion?

Ishmael

I was 12.