We will Blitzkrieg your General Board!

[Primalex]

The German Bureau of Political Correctness managed to get hold of German Lit, by establishing an undercover agent as moderator there. The plan of the Germans - removing swearing, provocation and political uncorrectness from whole Literotica and fill the forum with (not too offensive) lolcat pictures.


Phase 1: Establishing a beachhead in German Literotica.
Status: Done.


Phase 2: Eliminating resistence that doesn't want to adhere to the new German-only forum rules - to only have civilized and well-mannered conversations. Any posting with uncivilized words gets removed from the thread and put into a recycle bin thread.
Status: In Progress.


Phase 3: Conquering the other less frequented foreign boards and turning them into nice, comfy places (without cookies). People all over the world should have a place for civilized discussions.
Status: Scheduled.


Phase 4: Conquering the General Board. We all know: The world would be a better place if we all adopted the German way of living.
Status: Scheduled.


So, when they finally take the General Board from you, don't tell us Germans this time we didn't try our best to warn you against the new threat.

 

[kbate]

Well, OK then. Let me be the first to welcome our new German overlords to the GB.

 

[busybody..]

Well, OK then. Let me be the first to welcome our new German overlords to the GB.

*views post*


you go from never here

to always here

 

[Phelia]

Yes, willkommen. Am I saying that right? Willkommen?

 

[kbate]

*views post*


you go from never here

to always here

*view post*

I tore meniscus in my left knee and currently am rather limited in what I can do, so I am not working until after the surgery.

 

[busybody..]

*view post*

I tore meniscus in my left knee and currently am rather limited in what I can do, so I am not working until after the surgery.

*view post*

Free loader....I bet Obama sends you money every month....maybe TWICE as much as a STRAIGHT person would get

 

[Recidiva]

Well...good luck with that, Primalex.

I'll take some Baumkuchen.

 

[kbate]

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Free loader....I bet Obama sends you money every month....maybe TWICE as much as a STRAIGHT person would get

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I wish. Instead I just won't have enough of a salary to owe any taxes for 2012.

 

[koalabear]

So you Germans were in on the shikh shootings I hear.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

 

[busybody..]

*view post*

I wish. Instead I just won't have enough of a salary to owe any taxes for 2012.

*view post*

So you are juan(ita) of those

that expect

ME to pay

taxes

while YOU

lounge around

VIEWING POSTS

by the crazed BUSYBODY????????????????????????????

 

[kbate]

*view post*

So you are juan(ita) of those

that expect

ME to pay

taxes

while YOU

lounge around

VIEWING POSTS

by the crazed BUSYBODY????????????????????????????

*view post*

And how. I also hope to get at least a 10% disability check from this and some food stamps and perhaps some sympathy sex after the operation.

 

[busybody..]

*view post*

And how. I also hope to get at least a 10% disability check from this and some food stamps and perhaps some sympathy sex after the operation.

*view post*

You are entitled to everything

As a protected class

Of

Not only a woo man

But

A

LezBo as well.....

$$$ WILL BE ROLLING IN!

 

[blobfish]

The fucking Huns are at it again.

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[fuckwaffle]

The German Bureau of Political Correctness managed to get hold of German Lit, by establishing an undercover agent as moderator there. The plan of the Germans - removing swearing, provocation and political uncorrectness from whole Literotica and fill the forum with (not too offensive) lolcat pictures.


Phase 1: Establishing a beachhead in German Literotica.
Status: Done.


Phase 2: Eliminating resistence that doesn't want to adhere to the new German-only forum rules - to only have civilized and well-mannered conversations. Any posting with uncivilized words gets removed from the thread and put into a recycle bin thread.
Status: In Progress.


Phase 3: Conquering the other less frequented foreign boards and turning them into nice, comfy places (without cookies). People all over the world should have a place for civilized discussions.
Status: Scheduled.


Phase 4: Conquering the General Board. We all know: The world would be a better place if we all adopted the German way of living.
Status: Scheduled.


So, when they finally take the General Board from you, don't tell us Germans this time we didn't try our best to warn you against the new threat.

What a dumb fuck. Who the hell gives a crap about the German board? Anyway, I'm sure Manu can track down the moderator and ban 'it' quick enough.

German PCism - fuck you.

 

[oggbashan]

Don't mention the war.

Oh. They did.

Aren't the German Literoticans aware that the General Board has more Generals than the Germany Army ever needed?

 

[blobfish]

Ich kann verstehe ein paar Deutscher Worte, aber mein Grammatik ist Englisch!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

*views post*


you go from never here

to always here

She is the mole

 

[VaticanAssassin]

She is the mole

Are you siding with the Germans again!?

Fucking Italian suck ups!!!

 

[koalabear]

Will we get those cool helmets with the spike on top!

 

[parodyluvr75]

What a dumb fuck. Who the hell gives a crap about the German board? Anyway, I'm sure Manu can track down the moderator and ban 'it' quick enough.

German PCism - fuck you.

Grouch. You're not getting any of the cookies, I bet.

 

[busybody..]

She is the mole

Hey

What do you call the Eye TallYon "Navy"?

 

[phrodeau]

Primalex sounds like an OTC medication or a hardware store paint brand.

 

[blobfish]

Hey

What do you call the Eye TallYon "Navy"?

Fairy Boats?