We-Vibe

[SummerSun15]

I was wondering about the We-Vibe. I just heard about it and it sounds great! I was just curious if anyone has tried it and what they thought of it before I dish out the money to buy one. I've seen very mixed reviews so far.

 

[Mr.G]

Headphones? Clamps? What?

It looks like a set of headphones for an alien?

I can't see the anatomical relevance of having them (the pods) in equidistant positions. It's like the person who "invented" this didn't know where a CLIT was let alone a GSpot. If one pod is on the clit where the hell would you stuff the other one? If it's INSIDE it won't be anywhere near a G thingie. If the one pod is IN and on the GSpot the other pod will be on the abdominal wall just above the pubic bone.

It MIGHT work really well if you duct tape it to your tongue and give her a good tongue lashing. Other than that it looks like it was designed by a sex researcher without a clue about female sexual physiology. Typical.

 

[SweetErika]

It may not be all that helpful to you, but after seeing some of the reviews, I'll reiterate what I said in this thread earlier this month:

If I were you, I'd shop around to see what else is available at a lower price or at least wait on purchasing this. They only accept returns on defective items for 30 days (for that price, it should have a better warranty, IMO), and toy manufacturers often make improvements and/or lower prices after a time.

Maybe Adam&Eve, or another retailer that allows returns on products for ANY reason (including them being painful, not fitting correctly, not producing pleasure) will pick it up. I'd wait until I could get one with such a return policy or improvements were made to the point where there were more consistent positive reviews. It's a lot of money to spend on something that may not do anything for you and can't return. Second-generation toys are often a much better bet, so you might want to think about whether or not you can live without something like this until then.

 

[Mr.G]

""another retailer that allows returns on products ""

Eeeuuuw. Returns? I can't imagine ANY company allowing returns on something that who know whom has inserted in who knows which orifices in who knows what species?

What kid of discounts are we talking here on USED dildos? Anal plugs?


Have I got a DEAL for ewe !!!

 

[SweetErika]

Eeeuuuw. Returns? I can't imagine ANY company allowing returns on something that who know whom has inserted in who knows which orifices in who knows what species?

What kid of discounts are we talking here on USED dildos? Anal plugs?


Have I got a DEAL for ewe !!!

Are you drunk?

Who said anything about them re-selling returned toys? They throw them away and give the customer their money back. They can afford to do that because profit margins are usually outrageous and most people don't return what they buy, because they're happy with their purchase or would be too embarrassed to return it.

You must think it's really gross for grocery stores and place like Costco to take bad food back, too. When I return a bad food product (if I don't have the receipt; if I do, I bring that instead of the food, since they don't want it back), they toss it right into the trash can, or at most, they'll take a piece of bad fruit back to show the produce manager.

I'm sorry if the idea of returning used stuff offends your delicate sensibilities. For me, a retailer with a good return policy is a selling point and sign of trust. I don't like to shop places that care about their bottom line more than making sure they carry quality products and establishing a long-term relationship with customers.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Aww, I was hoping for some kind of interactive vibe/porn experience for a Nintendo Wii

 

[Noira]

Aww, I was hoping for some kind of interactive vibe/porn experience for a Nintendo Wii

I admit I was too. I know what the first thing I was thinking about when I held onto one of those and it VIBRATED... jeez.

The duel-shock controllers were bad enough. >.>

 

[infinity706]

Yeah, vibrating controllers really make you wonder how great it would be if you could just set it to vibrate for an extended period of time...

 

[Pegger_Man]

It looks like a set of headphones for an alien?

I can't see the anatomical relevance of having them (the pods) in equidistant positions. It's like the person who "invented" this didn't know where a CLIT was let alone a GSpot. If one pod is on the clit where the hell would you stuff the other one? If it's INSIDE it won't be anywhere near a G thingie. If the one pod is IN and on the GSpot the other pod will be on the abdominal wall just above the pubic bone.

It MIGHT work really well if you duct tape it to your tongue and give her a good tongue lashing. Other than that it looks like it was designed by a sex researcher without a clue about female sexual physiology. Typical.

Not sure that the dimensions are that far off - G-spot supposed to be 25 to 50 mm inside the vagina on the front wall so the inserted half is going to press against about the first 75mm of the front wall - more than far enough but if you made it shorter would it stay put? As for the distance from vaginal opening to clit I reckon about 60mm so again not too far wrong (I don't have exhaustive data on this and I doubt my wife would accept that I was simply collecting dimensional statistics were I to go out measuring )

Anyway, using lateral (or possibly horizontal) thinking have ordered one for my dear wife to try in conjunction with the strapon. I'll report back!