We should restore the practice of dueling.
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AchtungNight
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Can we target anybody without consequence? Can we nominate champions to fight for us? What about hidden snipers? I'd instruct them to wound, not kill, I don't like murder. What's that, attorneys? Things are getting too complicated? Come on!
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With guns, swords, or dildos?
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Maybe go all Andy Jackson traditional with dueling pistols. Then again, probably whatever sidearm the participants care to bring to use.
Gotta have seconds, too. No cheating . . . .
Ed would've ended up in a dual with one of the many welfare ranchers in the Southwest.
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Not the same because it's supposed to be one on one, not one person surprising dozens of others. Well, I guess this is as close to a duel as we can get nowadays. Clink YouTube link for footage.
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Ed is quite dead, and I'm certain that he is pragmatic enough to know that he can not give a shit with impunity because of that fact.
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You are quite twisted. I like that. We have the grifters we do because we quit doing it ourselves.
Politicians need to get better at dying.
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Actually, while Ed was alive, he did dual with The Welfare Ranching State, and there are ranchers today who want to find his hidden grave, dig him up, and fire AR-15s at him as if he were a case of Bud Lights.
Continuing kudos to Ed for speaking truth to power during his lifetime.
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Absofuckinglutely!!! Ed was all about not fucking shit up, that it ain't all about making a buck, critters and wildlife, and monkeywrenches. I'm onboard.
Every good bar-tending guide should have a recipe for Molotov cocktails . . . .
Speak for yourself, gun-nut. Ed's most effective dueling was in the written word.
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Stewart_Pidd
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Even with my cancer, I'd fight anyone here bro.
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Not so much dueling. I want to be a ninja. 
Wat_Tyler
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Not so much dueling. I want to be a ninja.
Which would make you all manner of bad-ass at dueling.
silver gurl
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Well you know I am all about the bad ass..and shit.
Wat_Tyler
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Well you know I am all about the bad ass..and shit.
I seem to have a vague recollection of such. I'm still skeert of you.
Waiting for this t-storm to blow in and wonderin' if the electrics will stay on.
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I hear ya bro!
I still have a few dust ups left in the tank.
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You score points: if memory serves me right, you put up with my Madonna moves.
. Believe it Quebec is hot and humid as hell.
Wat_Tyler
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You score points: if memory serves me right, you put up with my Madonna moves.
Believe it Quebec is hot and humid as hell.
I'm over here working on The Coast, home of humididdity. And it showered. And I don't have all my workers today, and haven't.
I need for you to show me some more skeeriness so's I can use it to make them finish.
