Comshaw
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A young couple who had just gotten married arrived at their honeymoon sweet.
The young man was anxious to consummate the marriage, but first he wanted to establish who was boss. He pulled off his trousers and tossed them to his bride.
"Put these on!" He ordered.
His lovely young wife was puzzled, but did as she was bid.
"I can't wear these, they're much too big!" She told he husband.
"You just remember that!" He said in a gloating tone of voice.
His bride thought for a moment, then pulled her dainty lace panties off and threw them to her husband.
"Put those on if you please." She said.
The young man stood with the small bit of lace that was his wife's panties dangling from a finger and said,"I can't get into these!"
(goto the punchline thread!)
Comshaw
The young man was anxious to consummate the marriage, but first he wanted to establish who was boss. He pulled off his trousers and tossed them to his bride.
"Put these on!" He ordered.
His lovely young wife was puzzled, but did as she was bid.
"I can't wear these, they're much too big!" She told he husband.
"You just remember that!" He said in a gloating tone of voice.
His bride thought for a moment, then pulled her dainty lace panties off and threw them to her husband.
"Put those on if you please." She said.
The young man stood with the small bit of lace that was his wife's panties dangling from a finger and said,"I can't get into these!"
(goto the punchline thread!)
Comshaw
