We owned most of the world.

[Sean]

I think America's problem is that they didn't.

 

[Adre]

Nice job hanging on to it

 

[Sean]

Nice job hanging on to it

That's the, rather oblique, point that I was making.

 

[blobfish]

Our imperialists learned from your colonialists' mistakes. It's not how much land you control on paper, but how much power you have behind the scenes. When you factor in puppet governments, staged coups and CIA-backed dictators, the American empire is probably as large as yours ever was, and certainly as powerful.

 

[Adre]

We just took, or bought, what we wanted. That's where the sea to shining sea thing comes into play.

 

[koalabear]

Now you own nothing, you have no natural resources, muslims are taking over and you get your orders from Belgium.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The U.S. is now the richest and most powerful country in all of human history. You Brits can keep your monuments of a lost empire.

 

[Sean]

Now you own nothing, you have no natural resources, muslims are taking over and you get your orders from Belgium.

You're still paying us rent for Diego Garcia, where we evicted the residents in contravention of all international and moral law.

 

[koalabear]

You're still paying us rent for Diego Garcia, where we evicted the residents in contravention of all international and moral law.

We know you are dependent on us.

 

[Sean]

Point. >>>>>> .







Head. >>>>>>0

 

[koalabear]

Faulk you.

 

[blobfish]

Head. >>>>>>0

I disagree.

Koala's head < 0

 

[TonyClifton]

I think America's problem is that they didn't.

Our economy is prospering because of America.

I just sent my three daughters off to College in the United States.

I don't remember the name right now, but I think it's Florida State University.

It might be University of Florida.

Anyway, God Bless America.

 

[PoppingTom]

We pwned most of the world.

America's problem is that they didn't.

 

[Saint Peter]

We walked on the Moon.




You watched.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Would you like to help patrol your old stomping grounds? It's really not fair that you screwed up some of these places and then left us holding the bag.

 

[TonyClifton]

We walked on the Moon.

 

[Saint Peter]

You watched.

 

[PoppingTom]

We were on the moon before. Secretly.

We just never went back!

 

[Sean]

We walked on the Moon.




You watched.

Maybe if we'd pardoned Nazi war criminals, we would have been there first.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe if we'd pardoned Nazi war criminals, we would have been there first.

Doubtful.

 

[mark197205]

Would you like to help patrol your old stomping grounds? It's really not fair that you screwed up some of these places and then left us holding the bag.

What do you think we've been doing in Iraq and Afghanistan?

 

[Sean]

Doubtful.

You may be right. You made a lot of money selling arms to people fighting nazis that we didn't.

 

[koalabear]

What do you think we've been doing in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Wishing you were in the States.

 

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