We need volunteers!

[Fly-me]

The Earth is about to be attacked.

Her with the Nuclear Nipples and Bionic Boobs has gathered her female warriors around her for a desperate attempt to capture the Earth - and all it’s men. They have none left on her planet - she and her hand maids worn them all to pieces with their unending demands for satisfaction!

The Great Starkpic and the noble Lord Fly-Me are risking their all to save the men of Earth from the amorous advances of the insatiable Annabelllee!

Climbing manfully into our Interplanetary Fannybusters we prepare to do battle deep in outer space.

But we need help. We need volunteers to join us in this, the last great battle of the sexes, where we, once and for all, will show the superiority of the male.

Who will oil their rusting plutonium cod pieces and dare to brave the dangers of outer space in order to quell the voracious perverted schemes of the cling on Queen Annabellleee and her alluring companions?

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Ah... Calling all Ladies of the World

Obviously we are going to be inundated with the clanking and sadly under-weaponed Starkpic and Fly-me.

Ladies, unite! for we must pick the best and leave the rest.

Who among you will join the ranks?

To divest the earth of the best of the best?

Our Lady-Planet is hungry and needs to replenish the males.

I must laugh however... Seems my dear lord Fly-me is once again befuddled and delusional. Superiority indeed.

I call you ladies! Gather and defend and take the best for yourselves.

Queen, though I may be... There's plenty of Queenships still available!

My bionic and nuclear boobs aside... Surely such weaponry is merely a sign of more extraordinary things at our disposal!

 

[Annabelllee2003]

The Earth is about to be attacked.

Her with the Nuclear Nipples and Bionic Boobs has gathered her female warriors around her for a desperate attempt to capture the Earth - and all it’s men. They have none left on her planet - she and her hand maids worn them all to pieces with their unending demands for satisfaction!

The Great Starkpic and the noble Lord Fly-Me are risking their all to save the men of Earth from the amorous advances of the insatiable Annabelllee!

Climbing manfully into our Interplanetary Fannybusters we prepare to do battle deep in outer space.

But we need help. We need volunteers to join us in this, the last great battle of the sexes, where we, once and for all, will show the superiority of the male.

Who will oil their rusting plutonium cod pieces and dare to brave the dangers of outer space in order to quell the voracious perverted schemes of the cling on Queen Annabellleee and her alluring companions?

And.... you know.... someone is bound to help you with that .... virgin status you know.... (GRIN)

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Heard a rumbling....

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

The Earth is about to be attacked.

Her with the Nuclear Nipples and Bionic Boobs has gathered her female warriors around her for a desperate attempt to capture the Earth - and all it’s men. They have none left on her planet - she and her hand maids worn them all to pieces with their unending demands for satisfaction!

The Great Starkpic and the noble Lord Fly-Me are risking their all to save the men of Earth from the amorous advances of the insatiable Annabelllee!

Climbing manfully into our Interplanetary Fannybusters we prepare to do battle deep in outer space.

But we need help. We need volunteers to join us in this, the last great battle of the sexes, where we, once and for all, will show the superiority of the male.

Who will oil their rusting plutonium cod pieces and dare to brave the dangers of outer space in order to quell the voracious perverted schemes of the cling on Queen Annabellleee and her alluring companions?

Hail heroic knights of the skies,I shall fly with thee to take on the hordes of the insatiable Annabellleee ,with her Valkyrie like sirens.
I have had a special cod piece made to accomodate my weapon of biblical proportions,so ladies be thee aware we will give you a sound thrashing before we roundly tup you into submission.
So my ladies gird thy loins as we come to repel you eventually,once given a sound seeing to.
greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

haveing girded myself with weapons of ancient and modern times. I send word to Annabelle that the Apache is on her way to fight. Sending word to a few other friends to rally to the womanly cause.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

haveing girded myself with weapons of ancient and modern times. I send word to Annabelle that the Apache is on her way to fight. Sending word to a few other friends to rally to the womanly cause.

One would hope that was with girded loins too my lady?

 

[starkpic]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

haveing girded myself with weapons of ancient and modern times. I send word to Annabelle that the Apache is on her way to fight. Sending word to a few other friends to rally to the womanly cause.

Ha...harr..har..har...arf..arf..arf.. snigger...snigger...snort..snigger..

Is this to be the great brassiered army, of which all the shreiking and hullaballoo was about, givin' me a headache toboot?
Let's take these squealin' strumpets and tan their tender arses then they'll 'ave something to squawk about!

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Why Lady Landi - so good of you to come into the cause.

I'd have a tendency to wear iron clad knickers 'round these blokes though, they really have no sense of fair play sometimes...

We'll take the best and leave the rest. Then enslave and make them our playthings... Which ones, I wonder are UP to the challenge?

Now, I'll refurbish my weaponry. And we shall gather more forces.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Why Lady Landi - so good of you to come into the cause.

I'd have a tendency to wear iron clad knickers 'round these blokes though, they really have no sense of fair play sometimes...

We'll take the best and leave the rest. Then enslave and make them our playthings... Which ones, I wonder are UP to the challenge?

Now, I'll refurbish my weaponry. And we shall gather more forces.

Now they know fear in truth, they need to resort to the chastity belt to keep their virtue intact from we manly Earthlings

 

[starkpic]

Why Lady Landi - so good of you to come into the cause.

I'd have a tendency to wear iron clad knickers 'round these blokes though, they really have no sense of fair play sometimes...

We'll take the best and leave the rest. Then enslave and make them our playthings... Which ones, I wonder are UP to the challenge?

Now, I'll refurbish my weaponry. And we shall gather more forces.

You're really pushin' your luck this time Mistress Witch of the ditch, you'll be feelin' this birch about your backside before this day's out!

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Now they know fear in truth, they need to resort to the chastity belt to keep their virtue intact from we manly Earthlings

Silly man.

‘Twas not to protect our virtue, although we have tons of it... Dastardly Sir Fly-Paper and Sir Starker used rather nasty weapons before. Self-preservation is a virtue I say.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

You're really pushin' your luck this time Mistress Witch of the ditch, you'll be feelin' this birch about your backside before this day's out!

'SCUSE ME? Did I hear some ravings of butt whacking?

Ah, just my dear Sir Starkprickles. Have to catch us first...

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

'SCUSE ME? Did I hear some ravings of butt whacking?

Ah, just my dear Sir Starkprickles. Have to catch us first...

My lady tis obvious that you are in dire need of a sound thrashing followed by a goodly tupping,and we knights are just the ones to see to you.So come hither ladies to your demise
lustfull Bachlum Chaam

 

[thatbratcloe]

Cloe of Lochlyness

After receiving word from Lady Landi. I report to the lands of Queen Annabelle with choice weapons. I am battle ready and have brought all hand held devices that will be most helpful in our defense. Be warned the atomizer is a touchy weapon and is precise in zeroing in on the heart's or jewels of our enemies.

I am properly announced by a staff member."Lady Cloe of Lochlyness." My cloak is of burgandy and my crest is of Silver and Crimson. My family weapon is of solid mytherail.

"My Lady. I am at your service." Kneeling before Queen Annabelle. "Command me to thine will."

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Cloe of Lochlyness

After receiving word from Lady Landi. I report to the lands of Queen Annabelle with choice weapons. I am battle ready and have brought all hand held devices that will be most helpful in our defense. Be warned the atomizer is a touchy weapon and is precise in zeroing in on the heart's or jewels of our enemies.

I am properly announced by a staff member."Lady Cloe of Lochlyness." My cloak is of burgandy and my crest is of Silver and Crimson. My family weapon is of solid mytherail.

"My Lady. I am at your service." Kneeling before Queen Annabelle. "Command me to thine will."

Most impressive another lovely that shall kneel before the all conquering maleness my Lady Cloe of Lochlyness I bow before you and hope to meet you on the field of battle.
I think I shall have you as my personal consort in my harem of 100 lovelies so my lady gird thy loins and prepare yourself.
Your Master Bachlum Chaam


1 for each of the fair beauties,my ladies

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

"Tis a shame that your kind shall find that the Red Woman is a bloody one and surely yours may hang from my coup belt, that thing you seem to boast so violently of using against the better sex."

Comfort affords the native as she gives fair warning to the fate of the evil ones that DARE threaten her kindred.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Re: Cloe of Lochlyness

Most impressive another lovely that shall kneel before the all conquering maleness my Lady Cloe of Lochlyness I bow before you and hope to meet you on the field of battle.
I think I shall have you as my personal consort in my harem of 100 lovelies so my lady gird thy loins and prepare yourself.
Your Master Bachlum Chaam


1 for each of the fair beauties,my ladies

ah, the roses are indeed a nice touch... But 100 lovelies? Methinks you have been into the peyote buttons and delusions of grandeur cloud your so-keen mind....

My dear ladies... we need to converse and exactly realize how we must tame these brutes. They can be very... very... charming... then WHACK! out comes the .... stick... Ms Lady Cloe of Lochlyness... I bow down to you... and the Lovely Landi, thank you for our joined endeavor. A Queendom for each, we have a huge planet after all... and plenty of room.

We must think though of relative use though... Can these three rogues be used? And what weapons must we wield. Don't want them useless after all, do we?

NAW... Them being... well... sort of well spoken and for the most part able to be in polite company, when cleaned properly...

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

Landi of Churchyard

"I myself would gladly use the blade that my ancestors used against the foes that violated the land and the resting place of those who had gone before them."

The red blood burns quickly and the hand of the Apache is quick to the throat of one she does not chose of her free will

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Cloe of Lochlyness

ah, the roses are indeed a nice tough... But 100 lovelies? Methinks you have been into the peyote buttons and delusions of grandeur cloud your so-keen mind....

My dear ladies... we need to converse and exactly realize how we must tame these brutes. They can be very... very... charming... then WHACK! out comes the .... stick... Ms Lady Cloe of Lochlyness... I bow down to you... and the Lovely Landi, thank you for our joined endeavor. A Queendom for each, we have a huge planet after all... and plenty of room.

We must think though of relative use though... Can these three rogues be used? And what weapons must we wield. Don't want them useless after all, do we?

NAW... Them being... well... sort of well spoken and for the most part able to be in polite company, when cleaned properly...

My ladies I see already you start to fall for our charms,in your heart of hearts you want to become our chattels,your hearts race,your blood sings waiting for our every caress.

With your senses heightened,feeling all the vagaries of the wind sighing through the trees,you begin to come under our spell desiring a master you can give yourselves to.

So my lovely comely wenches lay down your arms and come kneel before us and take the place that was meant for you,kneeling before your masters,bodies crying out for the touch that you in truth desire.

greetings your master Bachlum Chaam

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

Growls at the Arrogant Ass

"This Woman bows to no master"

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Cloe of Lochlyness

My ladies I see already you start to fall for our charms,in your heart of hearts you want to become our chattels,your hearts race,your blood sings waiting for our every caress.

With your senses heightened,feeling all the vagaries of the wind sighing through the trees,you begin to come under our spell desiring a master you can give yourselves to.

So my lovely comely wenches lay down your arms and come kneel before us and take the place that was meant for you,kneeling before your masters,bodies crying out for the touch that you in truth desire.

greetings your master Bachlum Chaam

well spoken...

BUT IN A PIG'S EYE.

Horsefeathers I say.

Say on Queen Landi!

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

Moving forward and staring down her foe.

 

[barn888]

(Watching battle from safe distance!)

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

Moving forward and staring down her foe.

My lovely lady Landiek,may I enquire if you are of native American extraction? I know another beauty whom is of Commanche extraction she too is a beauty and passionate. So I would enquire are you passionate too? If so I think you may be the lady for me after I defeat you,until then my beauty we shall meet again and you SHALL be mine

greetings Bachlum Chaam you have my heart

PS Barne get some backbone and join the fray