We chat and we post...

[*Catbabe*]

oh!!! Good for you guys *G*

 

[PaulUK]

Blimey, Sao... Shania Twain? She's had records out since the 80s and everything...

 

[Saoirse]

see... my music tastes are sooooooooooo not that bad really!!!!

Dont worry Cat... you will hear all about it... in fact you will be sorry you asked!!!!!

 

[Harpoon]

I think it was the 90's Paul, and she still looks good in a skirt

 

[Saoirse]

and in leather pants!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Well, at least we're up to date on fashion.

 

[Saoirse]

aacckkk... I am a trendy minx!!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

OK, let's not take it too far...

 

[Saoirse]

excuse me???

 

[PaulUK]

I'm starting to get as scared of those two words as I am of certain other pairs...

 

[Saoirse]

*drawing myself up to my full minxy height in indignation*!!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Let me know when that happens, OK?

*pretends to look over Sao's head*

 

[*Catbabe*]

OH!! More short jokes...stomping on Paul's toes in defence of all shorter people

 

[PaulUK]

OW!!!!! Damn.. where did she come from??

 

[*Catbabe*]

I was beside Sao...but you didnt see me...you were looking too high

 

[PaulUK]

I need one of them upside-down periscopes...

 

[*Catbabe*]

lol...orrrrrr you could tilt your head down? Just a thought....

 

[PaulUK]

Blimey... there's people down there...

 

[Harpoon]

well look at that, who'd a believed it?

 

[*Catbabe*]

Careful you two....us shorter people are very close to certain things you both value a great deal......not that I am threatening you or anything Of course I am threatening you!!!

 

[Saoirse]

did you know that I am perfectly proportioned?? The distance between my feet and my hips is the same as between my hips and the top of my head!! Now there is a piece of useless information for all of you guys... but really means that I am perfect!!!!! of course no one really ever doubted that... sure you didnt??????

 

[Harpoon]

Of course we knew you were perfect... we are just working out a perfect what? Minx?

 

[*Catbabe*]

She is perfectly Saooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[PaulUK]

did you know that I am perfectly proportioned?? The distance between my feet and my hips is the same as between my hips and the top of my head!! Now there is a piece of useless information for all of you guys... but really means that I am perfect!!!!! of course no one really ever doubted that... sure you didnt??????

Is that all it takes to be perfect? I've been mislead. I thought it was something to do with huge boobs and a tight ass.

 

[*Catbabe*]

I thought the perfect woman for a guy was one that thought he wasnt a goof or even better thought he was a goof and loved him anyway