We chat and we post...

[PaulUK]

Hey Rosers... this may seem like a bizarre question, but do you have any religious or ethical problems with virgin sacrifice?

 

[Saoirse]

OK.. I read Pauls last post as you guys need a unicorn.. no wonder I was a tad confused!!!

 

[Sinful]

Hey Rosers... this may seem like a bizarre question, but do you have any religious or ethical problems with virgin sacrifice?

*spewing* Goddamnit man LMAO

 

[PaulUK]

You are almost right, Sao. wasn't it unicorns that could only be ridden by virgins? Seems to me that is a whole lot of unridden unicorns around here...

 

[Sinful]

Not enough Virgins to ride them though

 

[rosylady]

Hey Rosers... this may seem like a bizarre question, but do you have any religious or ethical problems with virgin sacrifice?

what gives you that idea? know of any?

 

[PaulUK]

No, not at all, Rosy... I was just wondering how you felt about the issue. Here, you wouldn't mind trying on this grass skirt, would you?

 

[Sinful]

LMAO OMG Paul you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD I like i like

 

[rosylady]

*wondering If I look like I was born yesterday* hey but I always wanted a grass skirt...

 

[PaulUK]

Well, that seems to fit you just fine, Rosy. Now, there's a matching bra made out of coconuts here someplace...

 

[Sinful]

Tossing Rosy the coconut bra

 

[*Catbabe*]

*Laughing* wow...leave for a few minutes and the dress code changes and suddenly virgins are a good thing

 

[rosylady]

looking at the bra, shoot, going for broke. puts it on

Now is there a dunce cap too?

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Ummmmmmmm Virgins are only good as a sacrifice and the dress code for minxes is still the same NAKED

 

[*Catbabe*]

whewwwwww thats good...grass is kinda itchy *G*

 

[Sinful]

LOL Uh huh and stiff too

 

[PaulUK]

We did think about asking you to be the virgin sacrifice, Cats, but then... well, you know.

OK... so, Rosy has all the gear on. Now, who's got the CD with all the chanting?

 

[Sinful]

Accccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk i forgot about that part

 

[rosylady]

Now what?

 

[PaulUK]

Drat... I wonder if chanting is compulsory? We'll have to take a chance. OK, which way to the volcano?

 

[Sinful]

Ummmmmmmmm i think its that way>>>>>>>>>>

And would moaning count??? I think Cat and i could umm work on some moaning

 

[rosylady]

Damn man is going to throw a perfectly good virgin in a volcano???

 

[Sinful]

What a waste

 

[PaulUK]

Moaning has to be a good alternative.

Who said anything about throwing any virgins into the damn volcano? Oh, oh; is that how it's supposed to work? I was just thinking it'd be quiet up there for the whole "she won't be a virgin for long" thing...

I suppose we should have done a little more reading about what was required.

 

[*Catbabe*]

We did think about asking you to be the virgin sacrifice, Cats, but then... well, you know.

OK... so, Rosy has all the gear on. Now, who's got the CD with all the chanting?

No one is throwing me into a volcano!!

What if we modify the tradition and just throw Rosy into a pool full of jello while Sinny and I chant or moan whatever works?