We chat and we post...

[*Catbabe*]

<---plucks two feathers off the top of Neffie's head to balance things out

 

[Saoirse]

decides Cat and I would be neck to chin!!!!!

 

[*Catbabe*]

*G* why do I think that its funny you though about that Sao....


Wooohooooo just call me giant Cat!!!!!*G*


Puts duct tape over Neffie's bill cause I know she is taller than I am *G*

 

[Saoirse]

I'll say it for her..... Giant Cat????? OMG...... RFLMAO!!!!!

 

[*Catbabe*]

*Looking at the laughing Lepreminx and then at my duct tape*

 

[Saoirse]

biting my lip trying to stop the hoots of laughter that are escaping..... working hard on the serious and innocent look!!!!!

I sooooooooooooooooooo dont need my upper lip waxed thank you very much!!!!!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Hmmm, we arent talking need here...we are talking punishment....taking a step forward...looking down at the wee little Lepreminx*G*

 

[Dalt]

Welcome LadyBeth to our insanity

hi all, brief note asking you to welcome one of my friends and co-workers to the boards and chat.

LadyBeth is new to computers and on-line stuff so I told her about this place and y'all. someday she'll forgive me

She's been lurking for a few weeks and knows about duct tape, power tools and the fact that Paul, Spike and I are still in a hole.

Anyway, as of today she's registered. Now y'all can corrupt her.

Just think, Paul and I have someone new to tell all the jokes too!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Dalt...you and Paul tell jokes? Really...when? *G*


Welcome LadyBeth!!!! Huggggggggggggggggs!!! There are a lot of rules on here but they pretty much can me summed up with..... the guys are always wrong and the ladies are always right....just like in real life!!!*G*

 

[Dalt]

Cat, I'm sure she'll read that when she shows up, and have an equally smartass answer.

Cat, Peachy, Basque, Sinny, Sao, Rosy, Neffie, ames and now LadyBeth?

Paul, Spike, Somme, me............uh, guys, maybe I fucked up?

Oh well, she's a virgin anyway. how bad can she be for the first 30 posts

 

[*Catbabe*]

Dalt, you didnt just imply that I was a smart ass did you????


And Dalt numbers dont matter Hon...anyone of us Ladies could take on all of you guys all by ourlseves and have all you begging for mercy inside of an hour!!!

 

[Dalt]

60 divided by 4 = 15 minutes each

I'm auctioning off my spare 13.5 minutes.
Any takers? who'll open the bid at $0.25?

 

[*Catbabe*]

Dalt that 15 minutes is non transferable

There is always fine print when minxes are invloved.

 

[Sinful]

Course im sure Paul will take it you know he secretly loves all this torture

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

If I said I could..... would there be much pain inflicted on me????

Can you say Booted Saoirse Bottom?

KIDDING!! Would I do that?? Me?? Sweet lovable little me?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

60 divided by 4 = 15 minutes each

I'm auctioning off my spare 13.5 minutes.
Any takers? who'll open the bid at $0.25?

I soooo hate biting my tongue.

And who the hell taped my bill shut?? I was high for a week last time, cause Sao used nail polish remover to get the residue off!

Sheesh.. the abuse I get around here. Just like being home, for Pete's sake!

 

[His_sugar]

It could always be worse Neffers.

 

[Harpoon]

Wooohooooo just call me giant Cat!!!!!*G*

Well Ok Giant Cat... what ever you say

Where do I sign up for the 15 minutes and what were they for again? Free cel phone time?

Welcome to you Ladybeth... don't believe the Minxes, they will try to lead you astray. Very nice to make your aquaintance

 

[*Catbabe*]

I feel the violence growing in me now...*G*..I am getting "abused" across way too many threads.....

Going back to the other thread to have the satisfaction of watching Sinny introduce Spike to Bubba and Dalt and to see if he still like Paul best *laughing*......


Neffie...Crown taped your bill shut....ask Sinny...

Minxes never lead people astray... we rescue them from the boredom of being good!!!

 

[Dalt]

setting up punji stakes at bottom of hole *watching as Bubba becomes impaled*


that solves that problem. one dead redneck, racist, mutha.

Paul, Spike, help me throw him down that deep shaft. There wasn't enough scotch down here for him too.

 

[PaulUK]

decides Cat and I would be neck to chin!!!!!

The important factor is that you must be almost nipple to nipple...

 

[Guest]

Just stopping by for a bit....I'm leaving for work. Hope everyone is well.

 

[PaulUK]

And, on the subject of nipples... morning, Delicious.

 

[Saoirse]

Hi LadyBeth whenever you get here and heaps of welcomes.... I am sure you will have just as much fun as we do!!! Just remember... the operative word to use around Dalt is NO!!!!!

Rummaging in my "duck remedy bag" for more nail varnish remover to get the sticky stuff off Neffers bill.... maybe if I am nice to her she wont boot my ass!!!!!

And Paul..... I guess being nipple to nipple would depend on what size boobs we both have!!!! *wink*

 

[rosylady]

hello LadyBeth, welcome to the nut house... Cat is right......just say NO and everything will be just fine.