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[Sinful]

Morning Somme and Basque

 

[His_sugar]

Morning Sin

 

[PaulUK]

OMG, it's auto-porn... I can't look...

 

[Sinful]

LOL I see you looking through your fingers damn man

 

[His_sugar]

OMG, it's auto-porn... I can't look...

Someone please note the date and time. A MAN actually said there was 'porn' he didn't want to look at! *laughs* yeah right, like that is going to happen.

 

[PaulUK]

Hey, if it's car porn, I will definitely not be looking...

 

[His_sugar]

Hey, if it's car porn, I will definitely not be looking...

Guess that depends on what you consider car porn. A threesome on the hood of a race car which includes all your favorite things.. ( which i am sure i don't have to list ) would surely catch your attention causing you to not change the channel..

Maybe i am wrong tho..

 

[PaulUK]

It's still the case (just) that the car thing doesn't do anything for me.

Hey... during this threesome... the car has actually stopped, right??

 

[His_sugar]

Hey... during this threesome... the car has actually stopped, right??

*laughs*

You are insane.

 

[rosylady]

*waves at the crazy people*

 

[PaulUK]

I'm the one who's insane? There are three people on the bonnet of a car while it's driving along, and I'm the crazy one??

 

[Dalt]

Basque, this'll make the earth move under your feet

 

[PaulUK]

There is no way anyone could have sex on the front of that car... get practical, Dalt.

 

[Dalt]

Paul driving that thing sideways at 130 mph is almost as much fun as sex

 

[His_sugar]

There is no way anyone could have sex on the front of that car... get practical, Dalt.

*chuckles* perhaps the images i am having about how someone could have sex on the front of that car are just twisted.. but it sure would work *wink*

 

[PaulUK]

You two are starting to worry me now...

I'm gonna go hide in another thread until the smell of diesel goes away...

 

[Dalt]

you may be a redneck if:

you think the last four words of the Star Spangled Banner are:

"Gentleman, start your engines!"

 

[His_sugar]

You were the one who brought porn into this and sex. We were just exchanging a mutual fondness for motorsports which had nothing to do with either of those things..

Maybe i should start a motorsports thread..

But then again, we tolerate shopping, chocolate and lots of other things on this thread that don't make me quiver with desire either..

*chuckles*

 

[*Catbabe*]

Call me crazy but i would rather watch sports, eat pizza and watch you Men consume beer than i would go to the mall, eat chocolate or god forbid go to a tupperware party!! *yikes*

I would rather have my finger nails pulled than go to a tupperware party

 

[Sinful]

Oh hell you and me both shhhhhhheeeeesh i would rather be tortured with the Power tools even

 

[*Catbabe*]

I think tupperware parties might even worse than trips to Walmart....especially if the party is being hosted by some painfully boring person that you know well enough that you cant leave early so you have to suddenly start moaning and holding your stomach and saying that you head hurts......till the hostess says maybe you should head home early and get some rest *w* You smile weakly and say thanks you will go home and rest and then you LEAVE QUICKLY..... *G*Not that I would personally do that...lying is sooo wrong......

 

[Somme]

an' I 'ad my 'eart set on a Tupperware do........

 

[Sinful]

I think tupperware parties might even worse than trips to Walmart....especially if the party is being hosted by some painfully boring person that you know well enough that you cant leave early so you have to suddenly start moaning and holding your stomach and saying that you head hurts......till the hostess says maybe you should head home early and get some rest *w* You smile weakly and say thanks you will go home and rest and then you LEAVE QUICKLY..... *G*Not that I would personally do that...lying is sooo wrong......

No of course you wouldnt neither would I we are too sweet and Innocent

 

[His_sugar]

an' I 'ad my 'eart set on a Tupperware do........

*laughs* YOU would Somme

 

[Dalt]

okay, no tupperware parties.

how about a "rainbow" party

*they sell sex toys, here in the states. I've never been to one.......seems they're for ladies only*