We chat and we post...

[Sinful]

Yeah, that'll work, babes...

Ummmmmmmm yeah im thinking your right im pretty see through arent I???

 

[Guest]

Hello, I'm kind of new to the playground. I was posting over on the general board but it's a but...hmmmm....well.......you know

 

[Dalt]

Welcome Delicious, you don't have to be insane to post with us, although it seems to help

 

[Guest]

Thanks so much for welcoming me! I'd really like to know how some of you get that scrolling thingy in your signature line.

 

[Dalt]

I'm afraid I can't help you there. I really don't know

 

[Guest]

That's ok.

 

[PaulUK]

Welcome delicious... I can probably show you how the scroll thingy is done... when I have a little less hassle and more time... hang around if you dare... I swear this insanity we do is only marginally infectious.

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Uh huh only marginally

Welcome Delicious join in our madness hon

 

[Guest]

Thank you so much!

 

[Sinful]

*G* Your very welcome

 

[Dalt]

waitress is working a late shift at the truckstop. she's cleaning up and knocks the sugar holder on the floor. without thinking she picks them up an stuffs them in her bra, and continues cleaning.

a short time later a trucker comes in and asks for coffee. the waitress brings the cup, asks if he needs anything else.

"sugar" he asks

without thinking she reaches into her bra and hands him three packets.

"milk?" she asks

The trucker just stares at her chest and replies

"You wouldn't dare!"

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

When I was a brand new mom, my MIL was constantly fretting that the babies weren't getting proper nutrition, were they getting enough and so on. (I ..um.. nursed them). Anyway, I got so tired of her constant harping and trying to get me to give them a bottle too, that I told hubby that I was going to take a black marker and draw circles around my breasts and mark each circle with a 2 oz, 4 oz, 6 oz and so on. Then, when she asked, I'd whip one out and say.. "See? 6 ounces! Right there!"

Husband failed to see the humor in that...

 

[Dalt]

Neffie, laughing..............I see the humor.........that visual is hysterical

One question though? Should you have used permanent marker?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Thanks so much for welcoming me! I'd really like to know how some of you get that scrolling thingy in your signature line.

<marquee>WHATEVER TEXT YOU WANT IN THE SCROLLING THINGY</marquee>


Hello, everyone.

 

[PaulUK]

When I was a brand new mom, my MIL was constantly fretting that the babies weren't getting proper nutrition, were they getting enough and so on. (I ..um.. nursed them). Anyway, I got so tired of her constant harping and trying to get me to give them a bottle too, that I told hubby that I was going to take a black marker and draw circles around my breasts and mark each circle with a 2 oz, 4 oz, 6 oz and so on. Then, when she asked, I'd whip one out and say.. "See? 6 ounces! Right there!"

Label one as low-fat and the other as full dairy and she really would be forced to shut up for a while...

 

[Saoirse]

do MIL's ever shut up???

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

do MIL's ever shut up???

<choking> Oh.. I soooo want to answer this. But I can't. LOL

 

[Dalt]

I'd like to remind you, you're all going to be mother in laws, someday. Well, ecept Paul and me

 

[PaulUK]

That's right. We're muther outlaws...

(That is where you were going with this, right, D?)

Sao... I find they shut up if you put the phone down real fast.

 

[Dalt]

lmao Paul,

or you could try this

muffle the phone partially then yell as loud as you can

"HONEY, IT'S THE BITCH!"

btw, I know lawyers on 3 continents

 

[PaulUK]

My favourite trick is one I don't use on my MiL, but on this guy who calls me up from his cellphone now and then trying to get me into some stupid business escapade that will cost me money fast. I just take my handset down the garden, and the signal breaks up. He assumes it's his cell - after all, I'm on a landline - rings off with a promise to call back when his signal improves. By the time he works it out, he's forgotten why he wanted to call me...

 

[Dalt]

Paul, that was me last time. I was trying to give you E's gold card number so you could fly over.

Damn Pomms

 

[Saoirse]

email it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... will go shopping!!!!

 

[Dalt]

AAACCCCKKKKKK!!!! 'nana's

 

[Saoirse]

my fav icon Dalt!!!!!