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PaulUK said:
Or made old through use... you decide.


just like your favourite cardie or teddy bear or somthing, the older and more use it gets the more loveable it becomes!!!....and you know you just cant throw it away!!!! :heart:
 
Ssssshhh... don't mention cardies in case you know who is around...
 
its ok.. poor thing.. she has to do the late night shopping thing tonight in the shop!!! :(
 
well she must be gone for tea and cucumber sandwiches with them then! You know the ones you love Paul that dont hurt your dentures when you bite into them!!!!! :eek:
 
Paul likes them because he can gum them ;) Since how he cant remember where he put his dentures :p
 
ummmm.. never quite had him without his teeth.. but I guess there's somethign to look forward to!!!! :p
 
*ducking and diving* :eek:

normally its another type of stick you brandish at us Paul!!!! :p
 
LOL... well, after the Viagra and Alz remarks elsewhere, maybe I forgot to have that stick ready!!
 
Oh, there's that nice young woman from the shop. Cooo-eee, dearie... I saw those nice fluffy slippers in the window.. could you try them on for me, only you look the same size as Ethel.
 
PaulUK said:
Oh, there's that nice young woman from the shop. Cooo-eee, dearie... I saw those nice fluffy slippers in the window.. could you try them on for me, only you look the same size as Ethel.

Crown wear fluffy slippers? :eek:
Do ya want the dressing gown to match duck??? :D
 
Oooh, will me pension stretch that far? And it's bingo night tonight too.
 
PaulUK said:
Oooh, will me pension stretch that far? And it's bingo night tonight too.

Oooohh...Bingo? Then you really should have a nice new glittery cadie for that.....can't have the other old people looking more glam than you!
 
Won't that make me look a bit racy? You know, as if I might kiss a girl before I have her father's permission to walk out with her?
 
PaulUK said:
Won't that make me look a bit racy? You know, as if I might kiss a girl before I have her father's permission to walk out with her?

ummmm normally do you normally ask????? :eek:
 
Good heavens, yes. A chap would be a bit of a scoundrel otherwise, don't you know.
 
ummmm...thinking back over several months...hmmmmmmm Guess you must be scoundrel so old chappie!!!
 
But... but... I've been so up-standing...!

Looks down... Ohhhhhh.. so that's the problem...
 
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