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[PaulUK]

Duvet days... being kidnapped by large groups of alien women... naked babes keeping warm... I can't think of a single good reason why a guy should ever leave this thread.

 

[Saoirse]

and lets face it.. there are PLENTY of ways to keep a guy happy in here!!!

 

[PaulUK]

We've barely started on the list!!! Let's get a move on, people!!!

 

[Saoirse]

Oh God.. how does one continue??? ok I guess anything to do with ass is a good place to launch from..!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Starting with the As? How organised... What is it you do for a living again? *g*

 

[Saoirse]

*g*.... am opting out of my professional life for a while..... going to become a professional Litaholic!

 

[PaulUK]

It's a career move a few of us have made... except for Sin who part-times as a professional shopper, and Trixers who has moved in the other direction back to gainful cardi-ployment.

 

[Saoirse]

well I am part timing then as a puppy walker!!!! A gorgeous shihtzu called Cleo!!!

 

[PaulUK]

No. OK? No. I am not sitting in a car with something that has the shizus.

 

[Saoirse]

puts the shits up you.. doesnt it!!!! *weg*

 

[*Catbabe*]

Popping in to tell Sin that I "scored" for her last night*weg* only once though ...it was a rough night!!

Back in freezing soccer/ football uniform for practice later...still need warming....a permanent thing for me until about April. I wonder if you can have duvets made into clothes???

Sao, did you rescue Paul from the beautiful naked women/ aliens or did he just wander back in on his own??*g*

 

[Saoirse]

Laughing Cat.... what do you think? I think they sent him back to us!!!!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Wait a minute!! Can they do that??? I thought someone marked him with the "no returns" stamper on his ....well ya know *weg*

 

[trixiefirecracker]

It's a career move a few of us have made... except for Sin who part-times as a professional shopper, and Trixers who has moved in the other direction back to gainful cardi-ployment.

*grumbles* Dont talk to me about cardies!!!!!!

 

[Saoirse]

I think he went out on a batch that malfunctioned!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

They didn't reject me! Cheek!! However, they did point out that they could get a better model for less, and that they want a refund.

 

[Saoirse]

pppfftttttt.....WE had to pay THEM!!!! SO NO refund!!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

You had to hire space aliens to take me away? Oooooh that hurts...

 

[Saoirse]

me wonders did they conduct any experiments on you before they left you back????

 

[PaulUK]

There was a lot of measuring going on, but I got huffy and stopped paying attention after all the fuss that went on searching for a magnifying glass.

 

[rosylady]

*muttering to myself

"Damn, I thought we paid the aliens to take him away and even they didn't want to keep him."

 

[Saoirse]

There was a lot of measuring going on, but I got huffy and stopped paying attention after all the fuss that went on searching for a magnifying glass.

maybe they were trying to look for the return to sender stamp????

 

[PaulUK]

Can I point out that it was not that the aliens didn't want me, exactly, just that they thought I was a bit shop-soiled.

 

[rosylady]

shop-soiled? Another term for used or old?

 

[PaulUK]

Or made old through use... you decide.