We chat and we post...

[Sinful]

LMAO Uh huh you even look like 007

 

[*Catbabe*]

Crown....secret agent, extraordinaire....kills people with horrible singing voice...... He is licensed to shrill !!!

 

[Sinful]

OMG LMAO Im glad you said it and not me Cat

 

[*Catbabe*]

Hmmm, did I say that??? Damn, posts with your name beside them..make it hard to blame someone else.

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Uh huh though that edit button sure helps

 

[*Catbabe*]

Hey, the wasy I look at it, Crown already knows I am a pain in the ass...no need to edit!!!

For all I know he has a beautiful singing voice but its very hard to make jokes about somone's great singing ability.


Actually, wait a minute, I think I owed Crown one for his "next time duck when the soccer ball comes at your face" comment...yeah thats it...we are even now...

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Cat Uh huh im thinking Crownie is gonna start hiding from us soon

I dont think Dino's can sing howl maybe sing NO

 

[PaulUK]

If I was going to hide each time you guys were mean to me, I'd be hiding 24/7. Which reminds me... I need a survival kit, a torch, extra food...

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Dont forget water and Porn and Viagra

 

[PaulUK]

I don't think Viagra is a good idea when you're supposed to be in hiding... all the moaning might give the game away.

 

[Sinful]

*G* Ummmmmm that was kinda the point

 

[PaulUK]

Oh, you were safe anyway, babe. I wasn't going to hide from you. In fact, I was going to add you to the list to take into the shelter with me...

 

[Saoirse]

then you wont need to take the Viagra!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

You don't think Sinny might get a little demanding in there?

 

[Saoirse]

are you not the Dom though?

 

[Dalt]

Paul a Dom?

Do any of these phrases ring any bells? (accompanied with facial and verbal expressions)

"Paul, one word. BUBBA"
*note the size of eyes. the tear forming, the mouth agape*

"Paul, NO nookie!"
*note the pleading expression, the kneeling positon, the hands praying*

"Paul, we have to reject this manuscript, and we want the advance back"
*note prone position, feet and hands pounding the floor, loud screams of agony*

"Paul, I'm sorry, but a three way with Sao, Cat, or Peachy, just isn't possible."
*note slouched shoulders, bottle of viagra being thrown violently against wall, and the frustration on face*


"But Sinny, honey, sweetie, angel face, I really do love you"
*self explanatory*

 

[PaulUK]

OK, now you see, this is why I never hired you as my analyst... that was damn scary...

 

[Saoirse]

but true!!!!

 

[Dalt]

Paul, my friend, remember this.

That post was made by a man who has heard Neffie, Basque, Cat, Peachy and Sinny tell me "No!" so many times that I need to hear it everyday. It's become my drug of choice.

Someday, I will sign on and find five e-mails in a row, all containing one word. It's what I live for. (God, I so need a life)

 

[Saoirse]

*coughing*.. do my "no's" not count??

 

[PaulUK]

See, Dalt, that is why you hear no all the time... you always forget the name of the one who is actually here at the time. Now me, I never hear "no"... I just get cut off. Hmmmm... you will have to give me 20 mins to work out how that is better.

 

[Saoirse]

it's been 2 hours now.. no luck so far?

 

[Dalt]

Sao, sorry hon. I know you tell me "NO" frequently. The problem becomes when I never even get to ask a question.

Oh wait..............that's all of you.

Paul, being cut off implies that at least you had some to begin with.

*Paul meet hand, Hand meet Paul*


Best things about masturbation:

1/ you don't have to shave

2/ you don't have to worry about your breath

3/ infinitely adjustable fit (you never hear "is it in?)

4/ you don't have to say "Thank You"

5/ you CAN simply turn over and go to sleep

 

[Saoirse]

you left out one very important point Dalt..... us girls don't get to sleep in the wet patch!!!!!

 

[Saoirse]

you left out one very important point Dalt..... us girls don't have to sleep in the wet patch!!!!!