We are small mammals

[elsol]

Sometimes dark meat. Humans come in a wide variety of flavors.

I prefer thighs... but a nice rack is good every now and then.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I've been known to be quite tolerant of those who eat horses. I've never sampled alpaca myself, but there's always hope.

Shanglan

*Nervous twitch*

Not sure how to take that. If you put on a bib and grab a fork, I am OUTTA here!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Of course I see no one is mentioning the vampire monkeys in India.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Of course I see no one is mentioning the vampire monkeys in India.

Shh. If you say that too loudly they show up!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Shh. If you say that too loudly they show up!

Pass me a leaf.

 

[yui]

Of course I see no one is mentioning the vampire monkeys in India.

I thought they lived in Oz?

 

[Blackie Malone]

I thought they lived in Oz?

Don't we all?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Pass me a leaf.

*pass*

 

[elsol]

Don't we all?

I don't think I would like living in Oz... prison food does not suit me.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Liar]

I mean how many of these monsters can there be out there?

As long as they're out there and not in here, I'm quite happy about it.

Anyway, it's not really the predators that are the most dangerous ones. According to an old schoolmate of mine who worked as a wildlife guide in Tanzania, the most lethal animal on the savanna is a pissed off giraffe.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I don't think I would like living in Oz... prison food does not suit me.

Sincerely,
ElSol

But they don't have 20 ft. crocodiles or 25-40 ft. snakes there. And the vampire monkies can be killed with a big can of Black Flag fogger.