We already know you're a hypocrite

[KillerMuffin]

You're a human, you're a hypocrite. Can't help it, it's human nature. Everyone has at least one hypocrasy that they're usually blind to or try to justify. Everyone has a little bit of that "do as I say, not as I do" in them.

What's yours? Fess up, confession is good for the soul. Chances are you're wrong about what it is or we already knew it what it is anway.

Mine is easy. I expect people to be fair, open-minded and forgiving. I preach at them, lecture them, demand that they use a good, fair, open-minded, and forgiving attitude even when they've been wronged. I've yet to do it myself.

Your turn.

 

[sexy-girl]

im a hypocrite because often i will tell people to ignore a troll but then i'll be one telling them they suck


im sure theres more but cant think just now ... i agree though everyone is a hypocrite sometimes

 

[Mensa]

It's all her fault

I try to lead a sedate and reasonably responsible lifestyle, then sexy-girl turns up with that av and everything flies out the window!

 

[bluntforcemama]

I contradict myself at every turn.

 

[Never]

I'm not a hypocrite.

 

[naudiz]

Good Lord, where would I even begin?

The worst hypocrisy I'm aware of is that I lecture and preach to my friends about taking care of themselves, and I take lousy care of myself. I don't eat when I should, or what I should. I don't stay on top of my meds. I don't sleep when I need to - it's a wonder I'm as healthy as I am.

Everyone dear to me has to take care of themselves, but it's okay if I stress myself to an early grave. Don't ask for the logic: it's not there.

 

[Mensa]

I'm with Never

I'm not a hypocrite.

I'm not a hypocrite either.

I'm a liar!

 

[Starfish]

I am pretty fucked up in general.

Where to start...

I don't like to read political threads, but I'll post to them and give my opinion, as uneducated as it may be.

I am a bit overreactive to people if they push the right buttons, but I expect everyone to be calm and nice and not flip out.

I am a dick tease.

I am a pussy tease.

I really hate every last one of you, but claim I love you, and I troll as Splat-yati, Pattyati, Mystyati, and others. Too bad I am a hairy chimp ugaboooga to not have been yayati myself. *ouoga ouga*

 

[Never]

I still.. am not a hypocrite.
And I'm a bad liar on the occations when I do lie.

 

[Mensa]

I've dedicated my life

I still.. am not a hypocrite.
And I'm a bad liar on the occations when I do lie.

Work on it. Practice does indeed make perfect!

 

[Never]

I am not a hypocrite..
I've told you three times, so it must be true.

I'll work on that lying bit:
Laurel frightens me.

 

[Starfish]

I am not a hypocrite..
I've told you three times, so it must be true.

I'll work on that lying bit:
Laurel frightens me.

Just because Mustafa couldn't handle the three lie bit, doesn't make Never into Mustafa.

 

[Never]

Starfish:
"Just because Mustafa couldn't handle the three lie bit, doesn't make Never into Mustafa."

You'll never catch a snark with that reference.