We All Masturbate

It's one of those rare things that:

A) ...you don't have to be especially skilled at it before you can fully enjoy it.
B) ...feels oh so good, but won't raise your cholesterol or wreck your liver in the long run.
C) ...doesn't require an app, special equipment, entrance fee, or any other up front cost.
D) ...rewards a slow, deliberate pace more often than speed and an ultra-efficient race to the end.

What's not to like?
 
It's one of those rare things that:

A) ...you don't have to be especially skilled at it before you can fully enjoy it.
B) ...feels oh so good, but won't raise your cholesterol or wreck your liver in the long run.
C) ...doesn't require an app, special equipment, entrance fee, or any other up front cost.
D) ...rewards a slow, deliberate pace more often than speed and an ultra-efficient race to the end.

What's not to like?
Well said! Unless it’s negatively impacting your life why in the world wouldn’t you take advantage of nature’s gift?
 
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