Ways To See The Light

[Dillinger]

Near Death Experiences Made Simple:

• Get lost while having an out of body experience.
• Buy your parachute from the half-price table.
• Find your inner child and beat him senseless.
• Ask a woman who's not pregnant: "When are you due?"
• Become a beer vendor at Oktoberfest and run out of beer.
• Form a cult in Waco, Texas.
• Watch a friend's vacation video.
• Double dare an IRS agent.
• Put a "Jehovah's Witnesses Welcome" sign on your front door.

 

[PacificBlue]

Go into shark infested waters cause your sure that they won't bite you. You are above the laws of nature.

 

[Gilly Bean]

• Ask a woman who's not pregnant: "When are you due?"
  

Don't forget, cutting infront of a pregnant girl in a buffet line



Gilly Bean, who is pleasantly rounded

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Greetings from Asbury Park

ohhhhhh Silly Gilly Filly ... pregnant and horny, eh? well i mean you must be to post on this site, n'est-ce pas, cherie? i think it's wonderful <hugs> ....

ohhhhh Dilly ... eh? dammit .... i thought you said .... yea i'm sure i heard you say that ...

... she was blinded by the light
cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
blinded by the light
she got down but she never got tight
but she'll make it alright

~Bruce Springsteen~

 

[Dillinger]

• While having sex with your wife, scream out your ex-wife's name.
• Go to a redneck bar and ask the band to play "YMCA" by the Village People.
• Fall asleep in a New York City subway.
• Try to merge onto an L.A. Freeway.
• At your wedding, instead of saying "I do," say, "I'll think about it.

 

[lavender]