Ways to improve the paralympics.

[hobbit.]

the sailing, use real disabled sailors such as captain hook, long john silver and Horatio Nelson. allow boarding of other vessels and the use of cannon.

"and rounding the headland, showing the skull and cross bones.... "

fucking awesome.

which sport would you 'improve' for TV ?

(excluding equestrian events with disabled horses)

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Disabled horses and ponies may compete- there are high tech prosthetic limbs for cats, dogs, people, horses. Sheep? Goats?

 

[blobfish]

The best way to improve them would be to stop using disabled people for the athletes. Sure, it's nice and all, but able-bodied athletes are much better at sports.

 

[Lancecastor]

More nudity...Olympians are supposed to be nude.

 

[Bert Notorius]

wheelchairs with jetpacks.

 

[renard_ruse]

Quadraplegic swimming

 

[Lancecastor]

Quadraplegic swimming

Go Bob, go!

 

[hummermania]

What I would like to know is where do they all park at the venues?

 

[Lancecastor]

What I would like to know is where do they all park at the venues?

Here in Canada, the largest grocery store chain, Loblaws, has nothing but wheelchair spots for the first two slots across the entire front of their stores....it's like The Land of Gimps.

Then you have another swath of Expectant Mothers spots...I usually part in those.

Anyone asks...yeah, I'm a mother....go fuck yourself.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I wonder if there was a condom shortage?

 

[Super-Surprise]